Sorry to disappoint - not me mate - I have been on the net for years - lurking - in the shadows - smoking and drinking and biding my timeSyberberg wrote:Andy, you look familiar. I once knew a Welsh chap from a goth chatroom (that I can't remember the name of now) way back in the early daze of the net. He went by the name "Cerberus". Is/was that you?
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@ Miss Butterfly - I would be more than Happy to teach them. There are a few lessons to learn - Men need to take the time to know the woman - and not be so goal centered and not be so selfish in the bedroom (kitchen/bathroom/car/lounge/beach etc) oh and learn to breath through their ears and like the taste!MadameButterfly wrote:and thisAndy TG wrote:The woman should always or should I say ALWAYS come first - as for the mess - it will dry on its own. Even VON wrote a song called "Come Together"
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Please could you teach this to our boys...it would make many a HL woman very pleased with you!
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It's actually Madame! ~ Please do teach them, the way you talk..... I'm starting to like you.Andy TG wrote:@ Miss Butterfly - I would be more than Happy to teach them. There are a few lessons to learn - Men need to take the time to know the woman - and not be so goal centered and not be so selfish in the bedroom (kitchen/bathroom/car/lounge/beach etc) oh and learn to breath through their ears and like the taste!MadameButterfly wrote:and thisAndy TG wrote:The woman should always or should I say ALWAYS come first - as for the mess - it will dry on its own. Even VON wrote a song called "Come Together"
Welcome home!Andy TG wrote:- I adore women - perhaps even go as far to to say worship women - Leonard Cohen has the right idea.
Please could you teach this to our boys...it would make many a HL woman very pleased with you!
Sorry MODs if I am getting too "Graphic" - just giving my honest opinion
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SINsister wrote:Andy TG wrote:...oh and learn to breath through their ears and like the taste!
It's called "soap and water" - just a suggestion...
I'll shove that bat up your a** and turn you into a popsicle
Please NO soap! - Shower Creme / Body Lotion Fine - BUT no Soild tallow Soap. Just clean water works wonders.SINsister wrote:Andy TG wrote:...oh and learn to breath through their ears and like the taste!
It's called "soap and water" - just a suggestion...
And GUYS there is nothing wrong with spending as long as it takes "down there" - and YES your woman will still respect you afterwards
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From that point of view I've been very lucky 'cause I always ended up with "clean freaks" like me!Andy TG wrote:Please NO soap! - Shower Creme / Body Lotion Fine - BUT no Soild tallow Soap. Just clean water works wonders.SINsister wrote:Andy TG wrote:...oh and learn to breath through their ears and like the taste!
It's called "soap and water" - just a suggestion...
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It's disrespectful to the other party to *not* be squeaky-clean, imho! Good grief!Andy TG wrote:And GUYS there is nothing wrong with spending as long as it takes "down there" - and YES your woman will still respect you afterwards
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SINsister wrote:Hexe Luciferia wrote:From that point of view I've been very lucky 'cause I always ended up with "clean freaks" like me!
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Welcome back Andy - Good to see you around. Hope it's for a bit longer this time.
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Quiff Boy wrote:yup.James Blast wrote:Aphex Twin video, Come to Daddy unless I meringue
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No worries mate and thanks.Andy TG wrote:Sorry to disappoint - not me mate - I have been on the net for years - lurking - in the shadows - smoking and drinking and biding my timeSyberberg wrote:Andy, you look familiar. I once knew a Welsh chap from a goth chatroom (that I can't remember the name of now) way back in the early daze of the net. He went by the name "Cerberus". Is/was that you?
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