Andy The Goth Returns :eek:

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Syberberg wrote:Andy, you look familiar. I once knew a Welsh chap from a goth chatroom (that I can't remember the name of now) way back in the early daze of the net. He went by the name "Cerberus". Is/was that you?
Sorry to disappoint - not me mate :( - I have been on the net for years - lurking - in the shadows - smoking and drinking and biding my time :wink:
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Planet Dave wrote:
Scardwel wrote:Blimey! :eek:
Long time no see. :)
Can't put it any better than that. :D

Welcome back Andy, haven't you heard, goth is so passe? :lol: :kiss:
Hi Dave - Passe? - have to pass on that I feel - I have to much to do planning the demise of EMO's :wink:
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Andy TG wrote:The woman should always or should I say ALWAYS come first - as for the mess - it will dry on its own. Even VON wrote a song called "Come Together" :wink:
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Andy TG wrote:- I adore women - perhaps even go as far to to say worship women - Leonard Cohen has the right idea.
:notworthy: :notworthy: Welcome home!

Please could you teach this to our boys...it would make many a HL woman very pleased with you! :wink: :twisted: ;D :innocent:
@ Miss Butterfly - I would be more than Happy to teach them. There are a few lessons to learn - Men need to take the time to know the woman - and not be so goal centered and not be so selfish in the bedroom (kitchen/bathroom/car/lounge/beach etc) oh and learn to breath through their ears and like the taste!

Sorry MODs if I am getting too "Graphic" - just giving my honest opinion
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Andy TG wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Andy TG wrote:The woman should always or should I say ALWAYS come first - as for the mess - it will dry on its own. Even VON wrote a song called "Come Together" :wink:
and this
Andy TG wrote:- I adore women - perhaps even go as far to to say worship women - Leonard Cohen has the right idea.
:notworthy: :notworthy: Welcome home!

Please could you teach this to our boys...it would make many a HL woman very pleased with you! :wink: :twisted: ;D :innocent:
@ Miss Butterfly - I would be more than Happy to teach them. There are a few lessons to learn - Men need to take the time to know the woman - and not be so goal centered and not be so selfish in the bedroom (kitchen/bathroom/car/lounge/beach etc) oh and learn to breath through their ears and like the taste!

Sorry MODs if I am getting too "Graphic" - just giving my honest opinion
It's actually Madame! :wink: ~ Please do teach them, the way you talk..... I'm starting to like you. :twisted:
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Andy TG wrote:...oh and learn to breath through their ears and like the taste!

:eek: :urff:

It's called "soap and water" - just a suggestion... ;)
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SINsister wrote:
Andy TG wrote:...oh and learn to breath through their ears and like the taste!

:eek: :urff:

It's called "soap and water" - just a suggestion... ;)
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SINsister wrote:
Andy TG wrote:...oh and learn to breath through their ears and like the taste!

:eek: :urff:

It's called "soap and water" - just a suggestion... ;)
Please NO soap! - Shower Creme / Body Lotion Fine - BUT no Soild tallow Soap. Just clean water works wonders.

And GUYS there is nothing wrong with spending as long as it takes "down there" - and YES your woman will still respect you afterwards
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Andy TG wrote:
SINsister wrote:
Andy TG wrote:...oh and learn to breath through their ears and like the taste!

:eek: :urff:

It's called "soap and water" - just a suggestion... ;)
Please NO soap! - Shower Creme / Body Lotion Fine - BUT no Soild tallow Soap. Just clean water works wonders.

And GUYS there is nothing wrong with spending as long as it takes "down there" - and YES your woman will still respect you afterwards
From that point of view I've been very lucky 'cause I always ended up with "clean freaks" like me! :lol:
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Andy TG wrote:And GUYS there is nothing wrong with spending as long as it takes "down there" - and YES your woman will still respect you afterwards
It's disrespectful to the other party to *not* be squeaky-clean, imho! Good grief! :eek:
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:From that point of view I've been very lucky 'cause I always ended up with "clean freaks" like me! :lol:
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:From that point of view I've been very lucky 'cause I always ended up with "clean freaks" like me! :lol:
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Welcome back Andy - Good to see you around. Hope it's for a bit longer this time. :|
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Welcome back Andy - Good to see you around. Hope it's for a bit longer this time. :|
@ Hom - Thanks Mate - your a star

On question - where is that pic in your avatar taken from - Its on the tip of my tounge - from a British Horror Movie I think
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James Blast wrote:Aphex Twin video, Come to Daddy unless I meringue
yup.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0
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Quiff Boy wrote:
James Blast wrote:Aphex Twin video, Come to Daddy unless I meringue
yup.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0
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Andy TG wrote:
Syberberg wrote:Andy, you look familiar. I once knew a Welsh chap from a goth chatroom (that I can't remember the name of now) way back in the early daze of the net. He went by the name "Cerberus". Is/was that you?
Sorry to disappoint - not me mate :( - I have been on the net for years - lurking - in the shadows - smoking and drinking and biding my time :wink:
No worries mate and thanks. :notworthy:
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