Well?
Tell the truth now. It's what Easter's all about.
Is Heartland more interesting than porn?
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My PM box would shock you all!
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
You should be looking at the gay porn methinks. Just pretend you're the one to turn them.SINsister wrote:Well, Heartland's got far fewer hideous, hairy males (:urff:) and a lot less silicone, methinks...
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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I'm an atheist.
I also live in Chicago, Illinois, USA. There are no good-looking (tall, skinny, young, smart, single) men, here. If there are, I haven't seen any.
Oh, wait - I did see one, but that was in 2005, or thereabouts. And he might've had a girlfriend. He could've been gay, for all I know.
I also live in Chicago, Illinois, USA. There are no good-looking (tall, skinny, young, smart, single) men, here. If there are, I haven't seen any.
Oh, wait - I did see one, but that was in 2005, or thereabouts. And he might've had a girlfriend. He could've been gay, for all I know.
I left my heart in Ballycastle...
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I have it on excellent authority that not only is Sinny not from a Methodist (or indeed methylated) background, but she should have no need for pr0n, being as she is drop-dead bl**dy gorgeous. She is the sort of person the rest of us fantasise about, and one of these days someone tall, skinny, young, smart, and single enough is going to be lucky enough to feel her eyes upon him.Francis wrote:Are you from a Methodist background?
At that point, of course, we'll have to kill him, if only because no-one should be that lucky.
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Try us!MadameButterfly wrote:My PM box would shock you all!
They (The Establishment) use sex as an addiction for control, just as they use alcohol and drugs ...
- A programme of systematic frustration in order to sell this crock of s**t as immortality, a garden of delights and love. ...
- A programme of systematic frustration in order to sell this crock of s**t as immortality, a garden of delights and love. ...
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Pardon?Francis wrote:Well?
Tell the truth now. It's what Easter's all about.
I don't quite get the connection between Confessionals and Heartland? ...
Are you Roman Catholic perchance?
I see Heartland more akin to Counselling, much like in The Sopranos!
- Now there's a Freudian Slip!
Now, if you'll excuse me?! ...
They (The Establishment) use sex as an addiction for control, just as they use alcohol and drugs ...
- A programme of systematic frustration in order to sell this crock of s**t as immortality, a garden of delights and love. ...
- A programme of systematic frustration in order to sell this crock of s**t as immortality, a garden of delights and love. ...
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I would sooner remove both of my eyes with a rusty pruning knife than see one tear fall from yours.SINsister wrote:EB, are you trying to make me cry, or what?
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Nothing is more interesting than porn, what a silly fookin' question
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Neither's true for me as my missus has nothing against porn. Errh.
we've got beer and we've got fuel
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i voted for HL...but i have to say, i prefere 15 mins of "real" sex than 2 hours on the PC chatting
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Bit of a tough question, define porn for starters. As a knee jerk reaction, I tend to loathe it.
I can almost certainly say that HL is infinitely more interesting - pr0n is defined by a lack of participation in any real action wheras, for me, HL has been quite the opposite
I can almost certainly say that HL is infinitely more interesting - pr0n is defined by a lack of participation in any real action wheras, for me, HL has been quite the opposite
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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15 mins is still very early foreplay time!psichonaut wrote:i prefere 15 mins of "real" sex
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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...it's not my case....but with 2 "monsters" around my home....sometimesMadameButterfly wrote:15 mins is still very early foreplay time!psichonaut wrote:i prefere 15 mins of "real" sex
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thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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....we in Italy say about "you" brithish people:"no sex, we're english"boudicca wrote:He's Italian, Debs.
....well, better 15 minuts
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Foreplay? What's that?MadameButterfly wrote: 15 mins is still very early foreplay time!
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