When I die, I want to be reincarnated as...

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... a cat. Eat, sleep, drink milk, shag, purrr. Heaven.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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...indeed a cat...

Only James Blast would now call us catwank but he is in dreamworld..

Cats feel souls though Francis...are you aware of that? And up for it?
Born into the kind, if you choose male, you stink when you pee...
What kind of cat are you?

...feeling the soul of a cat does not just consist of the idle instincts of the animal..

Think of sharpening your claws..the natural instinct to attack for your meal..the kick up the butt if you fall into the wrong human hands...

But I like your thought for a thread...

I'd be a foxiest minx cat you could find!

prrrr...*licks paws*
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Sorry, but I'm going to have to go with cat too - specifically, I want to be reincarnated as this cat...

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Whenever anyone mentions reincarnation, I always end up thinking of Jeremy from The Mister Hell Show.

In answer to your question: Amphetamine sulphate.
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Syberberg wrote:In answer to your question: Amphetamine sulphate.
Because you want to spend eternity getting up peoples' noses? :lol:
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Syberberg wrote: In answer to your question: Amphetamine sulphate.
What a short life span of something that's a chemical...

Don't think how you might want to escape this life unto the other, what would you like to become? Is Amphetamine sulphate is still your answer?

@ EvilBastard ~ with those eyes and markings I'd make you a fine keeper as owner! :notworthy:
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Though someone once told me that she thought I resembled a cat...all I need for you to know is:
I'm like a bird (I'll only fly away)...

;) :von:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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EvilBastard wrote:
Syberberg wrote:In answer to your question: Amphetamine sulphate.
Because you want to spend eternity getting up peoples' noses? :lol:
Well, he won't be getting up mine, that's for sure. :eek:

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SINsister wrote:Though someone once told me that she thought I resembled a cat...all I need for you to know is:
I'm like a bird (I'll only fly away)...

;) :von:
Well Sinnie at least you are like a bird that can fly away...
Birds needs to be free to fly wherever they want so I have deep respect for that.
I'd go for cat first because of their 9 lives...
But being a butterfly does have lightness of freedom and the colours of the imagination...

So be it and *good night dear HL*
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Good night, lovely butterfly! ;D :kiss:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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MadameButterfly wrote:Well Sinnie at least you are like a bird that can fly away...
Aye. But thankfully, I don't sing like this... ;)
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EvilBastard wrote:
Syberberg wrote:In answer to your question: Amphetamine sulphate.
Because you want to spend eternity getting up peoples' noses? :lol:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Call it revenge. :twisted:
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Syberberg wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:
Syberberg wrote:In answer to your question: Amphetamine sulphate.
Because you want to spend eternity getting up peoples' noses? :lol:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Call it revenge. :twisted:
Hmm. Wouldn't reincarnation as an enema be more appropriate, then? ;D :twisted:
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Syberberg wrote: In answer to your question: Amphetamine sulphate.
What a short life span of something that's a chemical...

Don't think how you might want to escape this life unto the other, what would you like to become? Is Amphetamine sulphate is still your answer?
Ah, but does Amphetamine sulphate breakdown in the body, or pass intact? (I honestly don't know the answer to that one).

As for a serious answer, I (believe) know exactly what's going to happen to my soul upon the moment of my death. Unfortunately, however, I don't discuss my spirituality and beliefs in public. They are a private matter. Sorry. :oops:
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Syberberg wrote:Unfortunately, however, I don't discuss my spirituality and beliefs in public. They are a private matter. Sorry. :oops:
No appy-polly-logies necessary, sir. :von:
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SINsister wrote:
Syberberg wrote:
EvilBastard wrote: Because you want to spend eternity getting up peoples' noses? :lol:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Call it revenge. :twisted:
Hmm. Wouldn't reincarnation as an enema be more appropriate, then? ;D :twisted:
This way I'd get positive karma.
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Seeing as how my life's turned out thus far, I'd probably end up being reincarnated as a cockroach, ffs. :evil: :(
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SINsister wrote:Seeing as how my life's turned out thus far, I'd probably end up being reincarnated as a cockroach, ffs. :evil: :(
Hmmm, I'd be inclined to think not. There's a lot of general misunderstanding about what reincarnation (or the theories and concept thereof) are in the West.

And the Druidic (Goidilic) theories are almost completely ignored.
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:eek:

Time for Wiki, methinks!

*Goes off to do some research*


ETA: Now that I think about it, my mom's lovely Indian friends (Hindus) said that reincarnation's what one tries to avoid...
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SINsister wrote::eek:

Time for Wiki, methinks!

*Goes off to do some research*


ETA: Now that I think about it, my mom's lovely Indian friends (Hindus) said that reincarnation's what one tries to avoid...
Now you know why I answered the way I did to start with. :wink:

And for your research, here's something to get you started.
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I'm very much a rat. I was probably a rat before, I'm pretty damn rattish now and I'm more than happy to be a rat again.
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d00mw0lf wrote:I'm very much a rat. I was probably a rat before, I'm pretty damn rattish now and I'm more than happy to be a rat again.
That reminds me of a line from a Terry Pratchett book: "...he looked like he'd been a horse in all his previous lives and only narrowly missed out this time around." (Or something like that).
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Syberberg wrote:That reminds me of a line from a Terry Pratchett book: "...he looked like he'd been a horse in all his previous lives and only narrowly missed out this time around." (Or something like that).
:eek: ;D That character and I must be related. After all, I've certainly got the huge horse teeth to prove it (and I'm nothing but a horse's ass, most of the time). :lol: \m/
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SINsister wrote:
Syberberg wrote:That reminds me of a line from a Terry Pratchett book: "...he looked like he'd been a horse in all his previous lives and only narrowly missed out this time around." (Or something like that).
:eek: ;D That character and I must be related. After all, I've certainly got the huge horse teeth to prove it (and I'm nothing but a horse's ass, most of the time). :lol: \m/
You do realise that, by saying such things and proving that not all astoundingly beautiful women are shallow, narcissistic, vacant-headed, nasty b!tches, just makes you even more attractive don't you?
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:eek:

Ummm...


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