Is Heartland more interesting than porn?

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Is Heartland more interesting than porn?

Poll ended at 27 Mar 2008, 02:28

Yes, I find it intellectually stimulating.
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70%
No, I just switch to it when the missus pokes her nose round the door.
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30%
 
Total votes: 27
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boudicca wrote:He's Italian, Debs.
But I always thought.... :|
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EvilBastard wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: :eek: 15 mins is still very early foreplay time!
Foreplay? What's that? :lol:
:eek: Oh dear, mr. Bastard, you need to watch more p0rn dear sir!
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EvilBastard wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: :eek: 15 mins is still very early foreplay time!
Foreplay? What's that? :lol:
"Brace Yourself"
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weebleswobble wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: :eek: 15 mins is still very early foreplay time!
Foreplay? What's that? :lol:
"Brace Yourself"
I always thought it was "Have you not cum yet?! :eek: "
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EvilBastard wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:
EvilBastard wrote: Foreplay? What's that? :lol:
"Brace Yourself"
I always thought it was "Have you not cum yet?! :eek: "
You've been doing it incorrectly for all these years! :eek:
Shame.
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MadameButterfly wrote:You've been doing it incorrectly for all these years! :eek:
Shame.
Apparently :roll:

If only I could find someone I could practice on then I'm sure my technique would improve...
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You need to buck up your ideas, gentlemen.

Oo-er :P
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boudicca wrote:You need to buck up your ideas, gentlemen.

Oo-er :P


Hee! :notworthy: Yeah listen to her gentlemen!
I'm sure Andy TG could help them work things out... :innocent:
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Nah, he's Welsh :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:If only I could find someone I could practice on then I'm sure my technique would improve...
What happened to habanero girl? :innocent:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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boudicca wrote:Nah, he's Welsh :lol:
Oh okay, I have no idea :lol:
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Heartland is Porn.........it's full of Kunts and Dicks :kiss:
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He's here all week, folks! :wink:
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SINsister wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:If only I could find someone I could practice on then I'm sure my technique would improve...
What happened to habanero girl? :innocent:
Given that you know the story, need you ask why she's no longer available for practice? :lol:
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:eek:

Hmm. So she *didn't* forgive you, then... :| Sorry, man.
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote::eek:

Hmm. So she *didn't* forgive you, then... :| Sorry, man.
Hey, no worries 8) I don't know that I would have forgiven me either :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:
SINsister wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:If only I could find someone I could practice on then I'm sure my technique would improve...
What happened to habanero girl? :innocent:
Given that you know the story, need you ask why she's no longer available for practice? :lol:
"Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
her lips are on fire
her lips are on fire."!!
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I can't say I wank to Heartland or go off-topic in porn.
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:lol:
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Dark wrote:I can't say I wank to Heartland or go off-topic in porn.
Arse, one hand on the keyboard, the other.....
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:lol: :lol:

I don't know don't all look in this direction...

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*ahem*

..staying on topic..anyone wanting to share p0rn, like you send me yours and i'll send you mine kinda thing.... :innocent:

i need new stuff... :oops:
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MadameButterfly wrote:*ahem*

..staying on topic..anyone wanting to share p0rn, like you send me yours and i'll send you mine kinda thing.... :innocent:

i need new stuff... :oops:
Any genre in particular? I was sent a promo for a series called "A Little Bit Extra" the other day - transgender stylee - you want? :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:*ahem*

..staying on topic..anyone wanting to share p0rn, like you send me yours and i'll send you mine kinda thing.... :innocent:

i need new stuff... :oops:
Any genre in particular? I was sent a promo for a series called "A Little Bit Extra" the other day - transgender stylee - you want? :lol:
Hmmm...sounds interesting actually! Yeah me wants please!
Do you have my address? Tell me what your genre is and I'll send something in return from Holland!
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