But I always thought....boudicca wrote:He's Italian, Debs.
Is Heartland more interesting than porn?
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Oh dear, mr. Bastard, you need to watch more p0rn dear sir!EvilBastard wrote:Foreplay? What's that?MadameButterfly wrote: 15 mins is still very early foreplay time!
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"Brace Yourself"EvilBastard wrote:Foreplay? What's that?MadameButterfly wrote: 15 mins is still very early foreplay time!
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I always thought it was "Have you not cum yet?! "weebleswobble wrote:"Brace Yourself"EvilBastard wrote:Foreplay? What's that?MadameButterfly wrote: 15 mins is still very early foreplay time!
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You've been doing it incorrectly for all these years!EvilBastard wrote:I always thought it was "Have you not cum yet?! "weebleswobble wrote:"Brace Yourself"EvilBastard wrote: Foreplay? What's that?
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ApparentlyMadameButterfly wrote:You've been doing it incorrectly for all these years!
Shame.
If only I could find someone I could practice on then I'm sure my technique would improve...
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boudicca wrote:You need to buck up your ideas, gentlemen.
Oo-er
Hee! Yeah listen to her gentlemen!
I'm sure Andy TG could help them work things out...
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What happened to habanero girl?EvilBastard wrote:If only I could find someone I could practice on then I'm sure my technique would improve...
I left my heart in Ballycastle...
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Oh okay, I have no ideaboudicca wrote:Nah, he's Welsh
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Heartland is Porn.........it's full of Kunts and Dicks
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Given that you know the story, need you ask why she's no longer available for practice?SINsister wrote:What happened to habanero girl?EvilBastard wrote:If only I could find someone I could practice on then I'm sure my technique would improve...
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Hey, no worries I don't know that I would have forgiven me eitherSINsister wrote:
Hmm. So she *didn't* forgive you, then... Sorry, man.
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"Love is a burning thingEvilBastard wrote:Given that you know the story, need you ask why she's no longer available for practice?SINsister wrote:What happened to habanero girl?EvilBastard wrote:If only I could find someone I could practice on then I'm sure my technique would improve...
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...
I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
her lips are on fire
her lips are on fire."!!
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Arse, one hand on the keyboard, the other.....Dark wrote:I can't say I wank to Heartland or go off-topic in porn.
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I don't know don't all look in this direction...
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..staying on topic..anyone wanting to share p0rn, like you send me yours and i'll send you mine kinda thing....
i need new stuff...
..staying on topic..anyone wanting to share p0rn, like you send me yours and i'll send you mine kinda thing....
i need new stuff...
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Any genre in particular? I was sent a promo for a series called "A Little Bit Extra" the other day - transgender stylee - you want?MadameButterfly wrote:*ahem*
..staying on topic..anyone wanting to share p0rn, like you send me yours and i'll send you mine kinda thing....
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Hmmm...sounds interesting actually! Yeah me wants please!EvilBastard wrote:Any genre in particular? I was sent a promo for a series called "A Little Bit Extra" the other day - transgender stylee - you want?MadameButterfly wrote:*ahem*
..staying on topic..anyone wanting to share p0rn, like you send me yours and i'll send you mine kinda thing....
i need new stuff...
Do you have my address? Tell me what your genre is and I'll send something in return from Holland!
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