Is Heartland more interesting than porn?

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Is Heartland more interesting than porn?

Poll ended at 27 Mar 2008, 02:28

Yes, I find it intellectually stimulating.
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70%
No, I just switch to it when the missus pokes her nose round the door.
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Total votes: 27
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psichonaut wrote: I prefer 15 mins of "real" sex
"real" being the operative word ... Surely p*rn is for those who lack imagination (& a 'partner' of course)? For some it is actually dangerous - 'encouraging' them to assault innocent folk. Perhaps a better analogy (that is not a pun!) is between cooking/eating and reading recipe books? i.e. Food P*rn - there is plenty of that around too ... Travel P*rn, Sport P*rn etc. too ...

Your turn ... :roll:
They (The Establishment) use sex as an addiction for control, just as they use alcohol and drugs ...
- A programme of systematic frustration in order to sell this crock of s**t as immortality, a garden of delights and love. ...
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boudicca wrote:He's Italian, Debs.
What's wrong with us italians sex*al habits? Eh? Eh??? :twisted: :twisted: (just jocking, dear :wink: :lol: )
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she never "tried" an italian lover, if not..... :innocent: ;D
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I love watching porn, especially on a Sunday morning :P [/img]
It disturbs me no more to find men base, unjust, or selfish than to see apes mischievous, wolves savage, or the vulture ravenous
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Honestly, it's been a while since I watched some p0rn... don't really need it, though, to be fair... :innocent:
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eldorado69 wrote:I love watching porn, especially on a Sunday morning :P [/img]
...but not alone ...i hope :innocent:
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psichonaut wrote:
eldorado69 wrote:I love watching porn, especially on a Sunday morning :P [/img]
...but not alone ...i hope :innocent:
Always as there is no need if I am with someone
It disturbs me no more to find men base, unjust, or selfish than to see apes mischievous, wolves savage, or the vulture ravenous
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eldorado69 wrote:
psichonaut wrote:
eldorado69 wrote:I love watching porn, especially on a Sunday morning :P [/img]
...but not alone ...i hope :innocent:
Always as there is no need if I am with someone
watching porn alone is pretty "sad"....with someone you can "try" what you're watching ;D
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My opinion of porn is pretty similar to my opinion of football - while I don't mind kicking an inflated pig's bladder around (what strange perversion is this, you ask?) I'll be damned if I'm gonna watch someone else (or indeed pay for privilage) doing it!
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reactiv8 wrote:
psichonaut wrote: I prefer 15 mins of "real" sex
"real" being the operative word ... Surely p*rn is for those who lack imagination (& a 'partner' of course)? For some it is actually dangerous - 'encouraging' them to assault innocent folk. Perhaps a better analogy (that is not a pun!) is between cooking/eating and reading recipe books? i.e. Food P*rn - there is plenty of that around too ... Travel P*rn, Sport P*rn etc. too ...

Your turn ... :roll:
Okay, I wasn't going to rise to it, but I will.

Porn isn't for people who lack imagination. That's like saying reading a book is for people who are too stupid to make their own stories up.
I've heard the "encouraging violence" argument a million times, and not once have I, or anyone I know who watches porn to any extent, decided to assault someone, sexually or otherwise, as a consequence.
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:
boudicca wrote:He's Italian, Debs.
What's wrong with us italians sex*al habits? Eh? Eh??? :twisted: :twisted: (just jocking, dear :wink: :lol: )
Superb misspell.

Superb thread!

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The pr0n I've seen just makes me laugh to be totally honest :|
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:The pr0n I've seen just makes me laugh to be totally honest :|
Didn't realize my home movies had been You-tubed :lol: :oops:
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We're not back on the beanbags already, are we? :eek:

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timsinister wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote:
boudicca wrote:He's Italian, Debs.
What's wrong with us italians sex*al habits? Eh? Eh??? :twisted: :twisted: (just jocking, dear :wink: :lol: )
Superb misspell.

Superb thread!

:notworthy:
Oh Gawd! :lol: :lol:

Freudian slip, I s'pose :oops: :lol:
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Porn bores me, end of. I actually would prefer to lurk around on here than watch any.
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psichonaut wrote:she never "tried" an italian lover, if not..... :innocent: ;D
All curiosity will have gone after your 15 minutes remark... ;D
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Ozpat wrote:
psichonaut wrote:she never "tried" an italian lover, if not..... :innocent: ;D
All curiosity will have gone after your 15 minutes remark... ;D
...but they are 15 mins spent in a good way :twisted:
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15 minutes?! Good grief, that's almost an insult. It'd better be at least an hour, or it's not worth it, imho. ;) :twisted: :innocent:
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SINsister wrote:15 minutes?! Good grief, that's almost an insult. It'd better be at least an hour, or it's not worth it, imho. ;) :twisted: :innocent:
......this is the reason why you still are single? :twisted:
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psichonaut wrote:
SINsister wrote:15 minutes?! Good grief, that's almost an insult. It'd better be at least an hour, or it's not worth it, imho. ;) :twisted: :innocent:
......this is the reason why you still are single? :twisted:
No, actually. I'm single because (unfortunately, I suppose) I've got a pair of working eyes, a highly-functioning brain, and a rather weak stomach. You do the math. ;)
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SINsister wrote:
psichonaut wrote:
SINsister wrote:15 minutes?! Good grief, that's almost an insult. It'd better be at least an hour, or it's not worth it, imho. ;) :twisted: :innocent:
......this is the reason why you still are single? :twisted:
No, actually. I'm single because (unfortunately, I suppose) I've got a pair of working eyes, a highly-functioning brain, and a rather weak stomach. You do the math. ;)
this is the answer i expected :D
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SINsister wrote:15 minutes?! Good grief, that's almost an insult. It'd better be at least an hour, or it's not worth it, imho. ;) :twisted: :innocent:
Depends what you're doing. But in general, thereabouts, yes.
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Do we all keep a little stop-watch handy beside our beds then? :lol:
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