Is Heartland more interesting than porn?
- MadameButterfly
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Yeah and I mean it's only 15 minutes OUT of the whole picture!
My god I've landed on Mars or somewhere!
Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours.....
My god I've landed on Mars or somewhere!
Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours.....
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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Aye!
"ooobhaa oooobhaa" .... I think it goes....
Got loads of men tall enough to introduce you to Sinnie...
"ooobhaa oooobhaa" .... I think it goes....
Got loads of men tall enough to introduce you to Sinnie...
it's all about circles and spirals
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MadameButterfly wrote:Yeah and I mean it's only 15 minutes OUT of the whole picture!
My god I've landed on Mars or somewhere!
Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours.....
wrong thread ...try the "joke of the day" one
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Tell me psichonaut, ever done it with a Dutch boy?
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no boy...?...no i think....but girl yesMadameButterfly wrote:Tell me psichonaut, ever done it with a Dutch boy?
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Thank you but it's actually about Sinnie getting to the Netherlands now ain't it?
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MadameButterfly wrote:Yeah and I mean it's only 15 minutes OUT of the whole picture!
My god I've landed on Mars or somewhere!
Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours.....
Quick as a flash, he saw his duty. Throwing away his flowers, the boy clambered up the heights until he reached the hole. His chubby little finger was thrust in, almost before he knew it. The flowing was stopped! Ah! he thought, with a chuckle of boyish delight, the angry waters must stay back now!
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Gawd and we know it's going to FLOOD at one time or another now don't we!paint it black wrote:MadameButterfly wrote:Yeah and I mean it's only 15 minutes OUT of the whole picture!
My god I've landed on Mars or somewhere!
Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours.....Quick as a flash, he saw his duty. Throwing away his flowers, the boy clambered up the heights until he reached the hole. His chubby little finger was thrust in, almost before he knew it. The flowing was stopped! Ah! he thought, with a chuckle of boyish delight, the angry waters must stay back now!
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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The Dutch do know how Sinnie! I have proof!SINsister wrote:Only if it's done correctly, of course.MadameButterfly wrote:Gawd and we know it's going to FLOOD at one time or another now don't we!
*hangs out TG for a sec*
Woman just fuckinglove him! His ways and gentle nature, he turns many a woman on....
...I just glance and grin in their direction as I know who he goes home with and sleeps with *ahem*....
I'm sure the gay men look at him too! The blonde chicks with big boobies don't stand a chance but they don't know that! heehee!
Again, which thread am I posting on?
Oh dear!
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No seriously Claire...I do get jealous!
He's my husband and knows why!
But the best thing is we are both open minded!
Women and men fall for him! *what can i say?*
*he fell for me?*
lucky him and me
or not obviously! *karma flow*
He's my husband and knows why!
But the best thing is we are both open minded!
Women and men fall for him! *what can i say?*
*he fell for me?*
lucky him and me
or not obviously! *karma flow*
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but,madamebutterfly in 20 minutes you can fall in love and still not have an orgasm ..
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yeah but i fall in love so easily!golfinggoth wrote:but,madamebutterfly in 20 minutes you can fall in love and still not have an orgasm ..
*it's a weakness i know*
an orgasm takes time with me dear sir!
TMIIMHO
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So do so many...the delicious thing is..our PM in boxes are for our eyes only...oh how James Blond of me the idea Sinnie has of 007!golfinggoth wrote:i wanna know wots in your in box?
My in box is my private reign within these walls so I don't tell..ever..
It's the one thing that has kept me safe within these walls all these years.
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...or have 1 orgasm and don't fall in lovegolfinggoth wrote:but,madamebutterfly in 20 minutes you can fall in love and still not have an orgasm ..
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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But as we all know, Dutch boys only do it with dykes!MadameButterfly wrote:Tell me psichonaut, ever done it with a Dutch boy?
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
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A Third option would get my vote - that being "Both" in more or less equal terms LOLOLOLOL.
Yet I have to admit that HL is much more stimulating - for the mind than Pron - but I am also a very visual person
Yet I have to admit that HL is much more stimulating - for the mind than Pron - but I am also a very visual person
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@ Madame - Yes - I could and wouldMadameButterfly wrote:boudicca wrote:You need to buck up your ideas, gentlemen.
Oo-er
Hee! Yeah listen to her gentlemen!
I'm sure Andy TG could help them work things out...
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