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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Quiff Boy wrote:you can stay ;)
Sycophancy ROCKS! :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:you can stay ;)
Sycophancy ROCKS! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

Forgot to ask: could you give me some lessons in sycophancy, pweety please? I think I'm in great need for it! :wink: :lol: :lol:
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MadameButterfly wrote:dear QuiffBoy!

Now you know there's a certain PM message still unanswered and it's an important one knowing the depths that it touches me so please bless me and just do it!
...still waiting.... :innocent:
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golfinggoth wrote:and another question! why am i ROADKILL?
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:you can stay ;)
Sycophancy ROCKS! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

Forgot to ask: could you give me some lessons in sycophancy, pweety please? I think I'm in great need for it! :wink: :lol: :lol:
I'd be glad to help you - the trick is to realise that there's a fine line between sycophancy and p*ss-taking. A p*ss-take might be obvious to all but the person who's having the p*ss taken, and often requires an element of lilly-gilding and sarcasm to pull it off. Sycophancy must be accomplished without artifice - you must truly believe what you're saying, and more importantly be able to make the person to whom you are fawning believe that you believe it too. After all, what you're doing here is trying to achieve some advantage for yourself . If QB didn't believe that I believed that what I was saying was true, I would likely find myself cast into the Outer Darkness with the Morrissey fans, where there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

The first step is to think of what you would say about someone if you were asked to deliver a eulogy. Think of all this person's attributes, and how you would play them up. Then add 50% or so on top of that, and you're well on the road to a career of fawning toadyism.
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EvilBastard wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote:
EvilBastard wrote: Sycophancy ROCKS! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

Forgot to ask: could you give me some lessons in sycophancy, pweety please? I think I'm in great need for it! :wink: :lol: :lol:
I'd be glad to help you - the trick is to realise that there's a fine line between sycophancy and p*ss-taking. A p*ss-take might be obvious to all but the person who's having the p*ss taken, and often requires an element of lilly-gilding and sarcasm to pull it off. Sycophancy must be accomplished without artifice - you must truly believe what you're saying, and more importantly be able to make the person to whom you are fawning believe that you believe it too. After all, what you're doing here is trying to achieve some advantage for yourself . If QB didn't believe that I believed that what I was saying was true, I would likely find myself cast into the Outer Darkness with the Morrissey fans, where there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

The first step is to think of what you would say about someone if you were asked to deliver a eulogy. Think of all this person's attributes, and how you would play them up. Then add 50% or so on top of that, and you're well on the road to a career of fawning toadyism.
Blimey! You really are a master. I bow at your feet. :notworthy: :notworthy:
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:lol:

my head hurts :o
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:Blimey! You really are a master. I bow at your feet. :notworthy: :notworthy:
That's right - keep it up, you're getting it! A little more effusive, explain why you bow at my feet, why there's no other feet you'd rather bow at, what incredible feats my feet have accomplished - you're a natural! :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote:Blimey! You really are a master. I bow at your feet. :notworthy: :notworthy:
That's right - keep it up, you're getting it! A little more effusive, explain why you bow at my feet, why there's no other feet you'd rather bow at, what incredible feats my feet have accomplished - you're a natural! :lol:
I bow at your feet because I'm overwhelmed by your power and I need to pay my tribute to the feet belonging to such a master, whose use of wise language and fine words knows no comparison to other.
These are feet who do not merely walk on earth, they bless it.
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Quiff Boy wrote::lol:

my head hurts :o
aww...nothing like heartland to do that now, ain't that a truth!

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Hexe Luciferia wrote:I bow at your feet because I'm overwhelmed by your power and I need to pay my tribute to the feet belonging to such a master, whose use of wise language and fine words knows no comparison to other.
These are feet who do not merely walk on earth, they bless it.
:notworthy: You have learned well, young Padawan. There is nothing more I can teach you. Now the student has become the master. :notworthy:
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For some reason, I've suddenly got a Police tune stuck in my head... :lol: :innocent: :P

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SINsister wrote:For some reason, I've suddenly got a Police tune stuck in my head... :lol: :innocent: :P

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The bed's too big without you..? :innocent:
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EvilBastard wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote:I bow at your feet because I'm overwhelmed by your power and I need to pay my tribute to the feet belonging to such a master, whose use of wise language and fine words knows no comparison to other.
These are feet who do not merely walk on earth, they bless it.
:notworthy: You have learned well, young Padawan. There is nothing more I can teach you. Now the student has become the master. :notworthy:
If I learned well, Master, it's because of your teaching :notworthy:

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Hexe Luciferia wrote:If I learned well, Master, it's because of your teaching :notworthy:
The Master can only plant the seed - it is up to the student to nourish and nurture it and bring it to fruition. :notworthy:
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You've been away too long, Mark...

Welcome back, by the way! :D
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markfiend wrote:WTF? ???
Aye?????
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EvilBastard wrote:
SINsister wrote:For some reason, I've suddenly got a Police tune stuck in my head... :lol: :innocent: :P

*Hides*
The bed's too big without you..? :innocent:
Erm, no, not that one. ;) :P
It's got summat to do with being caught between Scylla and Charybdis... :von:
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markfiend wrote:WTF? ???
*giggles* Hiya Marky! :D
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mh wrote:You've been away too long, Mark...

Welcome back, by the way! :D
I know! :( Three weeks I think. I've been getting withdrawal symptoms. :lol:

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Welcome back, fiendykins! ;D
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@markfiend : welcome back! :D
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