Is Heartland more interesting than porn?

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Is Heartland more interesting than porn?

Poll ended at 27 Mar 2008, 02:28

Yes, I find it intellectually stimulating.
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No, I just switch to it when the missus pokes her nose round the door.
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SINsister wrote:15 minutes?! Good grief, that's almost an insult. It'd better be at least an hour, or it's not worth it, imho. ;) :twisted: :innocent:
At least and "Hour" - an hour is just for starters. Come on people (no pun intended) (Be) Fore Play can take days - not just hours.

Nowt wrong with a quickie - but you need hours for a really good..........
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to answer the original question: no, not these days
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Andy TG wrote:
SINsister wrote:15 minutes?! Good grief, that's almost an insult. It'd better be at least an hour, or it's not worth it, imho. ;) :twisted: :innocent:
At least and "Hour" - an hour is just for starters. Come on people (no pun intended) (Be) Fore Play can take days - not just hours.

Nowt wrong with a quickie - but you need hours for a really good..........
HOURS??!!!

I wasn't aware of this phenomenon. I would fall have fallen asleep by the time 1 hour went by!
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Honeythorn wrote:
Andy TG wrote:
SINsister wrote:15 minutes?! Good grief, that's almost an insult. It'd better be at least an hour, or it's not worth it, imho. ;) :twisted: :innocent:
At least and "Hour" - an hour is just for starters. Come on people (no pun intended) (Be) Fore Play can take days - not just hours.

Nowt wrong with a quickie - but you need hours for a really good..........
HOURS??!!!

I wasn't aware of this phenomenon. I would fall have fallen asleep by the time 1 hour went by!
Naah, trust me, it's very difficult to fall asleep (when the "game" is well lead, that is... :innocent: ) :twisted: :wink:
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:
Honeythorn wrote:
Andy TG wrote: At least and "Hour" - an hour is just for starters. Come on people (no pun intended) (Be) Fore Play can take days - not just hours.

Nowt wrong with a quickie - but you need hours for a really good..........
HOURS??!!!

I wasn't aware of this phenomenon. I would fall have fallen asleep by the time 1 hour went by!
Naah, trust me, it's very difficult to fall asleep (when the "game" is well lead, that is... :innocent: ) :twisted: :wink:
I'd have to agree with you - the problem I've always had is that I adopt a "5-day testmatch" mentality, which is all well and good when it's a Saturday night and if the game goes on until 5am Sunday it doesn't really matter. It's a different story on a school/work night when a "quickie" is much more in order, I just can't seem to deal with the sprints as opposed to the marathons. :roll:
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EvilBastard wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote:
Honeythorn wrote: HOURS??!!!

I wasn't aware of this phenomenon. I would fall have fallen asleep by the time 1 hour went by!
Naah, trust me, it's very difficult to fall asleep (when the "game" is well lead, that is... :innocent: ) :twisted: :wink:
I'd have to agree with you - the problem I've always had is that I adopt a "5-day testmatch" mentality, which is all well and good when it's a Saturday night and if the game goes on until 5am Sunday it doesn't really matter. It's a different story on a school/work night when a "quickie" is much more in order, I just can't seem to deal with the sprints as opposed to the marathons. :roll:
Absolutely, sometimes the "quickie" is needed for various reasons and it can be much fun as well as those long, wonderful endless hours spent during any-single-thing to each other :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sorry. Got carried away.
Maybe it's time I get my coat... :innocent:
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Hexe Luciferia wrote:
Honeythorn wrote:
Andy TG wrote: At least and "Hour" - an hour is just for starters. Come on people (no pun intended) (Be) Fore Play can take days - not just hours.

Nowt wrong with a quickie - but you need hours for a really good..........
HOURS??!!!

I wasn't aware of this phenomenon. I would fall have fallen asleep by the time 1 hour went by!
Naah, trust me, it's very difficult to fall asleep (when the "game" is well lead, that is... :innocent: ) :twisted: :wink:
Oh I forgot to add that "After Play" (After Glow) is also something to be cherished and not rushed . Perhaps I have a weird way of looking at love/sex/romance
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Andy TG wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote:
Honeythorn wrote: HOURS??!!!

I wasn't aware of this phenomenon. I would fall have fallen asleep by the time 1 hour went by!
Naah, trust me, it's very difficult to fall asleep (when the "game" is well lead, that is... :innocent: ) :twisted: :wink:
Oh I forgot to add that "After Play" (After Glow) is also something to be cherished and not rushed . Perhaps I have a weird way of looking at love/sex/romance
Which leads us to the question, "What do non-smokers do afterwards?" I find that getting up, fetching water, cigs, ashtray and lighter, apart from giving you a discrete opportunity to flush the johnny, makes a natural break between one activity and another, and allows you to have a pause when each person can think their own thoughts in the post-coital peace before embarking on further mutual pleasuring.
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I just realized that most of this convo's completely over my head. :( :oops:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Which leads us to the question, "What do non-smokers do afterwards?" I find that getting up, fetching water, cigs, ashtray and lighter, apart from giving you a discrete opportunity to flush the johnny, makes a natural break between one activity and another, and allows you to have a pause when each person can think their own thoughts in the post-coital peace before embarking on further mutual pleasuring.
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SINsister wrote:I just realized that most of this convo's completely over my head. :( :oops:
Give it time dear Mod. :)

And I don't smoke, so afterwards I concentrate more on just enjoying the fact that my mind is completely blank, and everything's just a bit fuzzy.
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It's already been half a lifetime, dear Korin. None of us knows how much time we have on this planet, though, eh? ;)

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Bless ya. You've got plenty of time, and plenty of boys from which to take your pick.

Hey, if I can get the guys, you'll be able to just swoop in and grab as many or as few as you want. :lol: :D
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yeah and korin is always a nice guy! :kiss:
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MadameButterfly wrote:Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours
Or maybe they're just so stoned it takes them hours to find the target. :innocent:
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Francis wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours
Or maybe they're just so stoned it takes them hours to find the target. :innocent:
Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing by hitting the target everytime and it takes hours and hours :innocent:
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weebleswobble wrote:Nothing is more interesting than porn, what a silly fookin' question ;D
Double-porn?

(Said the short-sighted one, who is in Jimmy's for an operation on his groin area tomorrow :eek: )
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Honeythorn wrote:HOURS??!!!

I wasn't aware of this phenomenon.
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Norman Hunter wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:Nothing is more interesting than porn, what a silly fookin' question ;D
Double-porn?

(Said the short-sighted one, who is in Jimmy's for an operation on his groin area tomorrow :eek: )
:eek: Poor Mr. Hunter. So no pron for you the next cuppa days, I suppose? :innocent:
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A poll dazzling in its inanity ;D :notworthy:
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Heartland vs porn?

Well I haven't been around on HL for a while. You do the math(s). :innocent:

Though that Andy was missing for bloody years. Dirty bugger.
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He must have been watching Dutch pr0n, as they take forever, apparently... :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:He must have been watching Dutch pr0n, as they take forever, apparently... :innocent:
I'm sure there's a gag in there somewhere about sticking fingers in dykes, but I'm too much of a gentleman to pursue it.
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