If so, I think you'd be the first person in history to make it, Steven ....
Is Heartland more interesting than porn?
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boudicca wrote:Gah, what have I told you about that little fella!
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Well I couldn't possibly... Oh, wait you meant the little devil guy didn't you? Carry on.Dark wrote:He makes you horny?boudicca wrote:Gah, what have I told you about that little fella!
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When I find a woman who's keen enough to figure out how to give me multiple orgasms, I might reconsider my position.MadameButterfly wrote:Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing by hitting the target everytime and it takes hours and hoursFrancis wrote:Or maybe they're just so stoned it takes them hours to find the target.MadameButterfly wrote:Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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*checks friends list*Francis wrote:When I find a woman who's keen enough to figure out how to give me multiple orgasms, I might reconsider my position.MadameButterfly wrote:Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing by hitting the target everytime and it takes hours and hoursFrancis wrote: Or maybe they're just so stoned it takes them hours to find the target.
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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And I'll help her in the darkness...SINsister wrote:Who said anything about *you*, dear? I can keep going all for myself.
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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Aww...we as womankind within these walls are a different breed you see...
Don't blame us nor sneer at us just love us please.
Don't blame us nor sneer at us just love us please.
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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You'd be surprised. Sometimes it forgets to happen. If you have the inclination, you can learn to make it forget more often, apparently.SINsister wrote:Poor boys, with your latency period...
... Heartland vs Porn?
Ha!
Porn wins - "hands down" - as it were.
Temple of Love or Tunnel of Love - you decide.
Ha!
Porn wins - "hands down" - as it were.
Temple of Love or Tunnel of Love - you decide.