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OI - I love "You Could Be The One" actually - your not alone Mr Fiend :-)
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MadameButterfly wrote:Butt with candles on..... :wink: :twisted: ;D
:eek:

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boudicca wrote:The most intensely personal moments of my life - both the most wonderful and the most awful - all up for display on Youtube?
I think I'll pass :| Though I'd certainly give you no shortage of plotlines :lol:
Plotlines involving Bras? :wink:
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Undergarments may have been involved at certain moments.
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Andy TG wrote:OI - I love "You Could Be The One" actually - your not alone Mr Fiend :-)
Okay then Andy TG ~ I love you! :kiss: :notworthy:
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smiscandlon wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Butt with candles on..... :wink: :twisted: ;D
:eek:

:innocent:
Not me but you dear priest! :eek: DO tell up?!

....or is your imagination that me with candles up my butt?

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MadameButterfly wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Butt with candles on..... :wink: :twisted: ;D
:eek:

:innocent:
Not me but you dear priest! :eek: DO tell up?!

....or is your imagination that me with candles up my butt?

Good heavens what would God say?
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Just what sort of film is this?! :eek:
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d00mw0lf wrote:Just what sort of film is this?! :eek:
Well Heartland is an anagram of T' Anal Herd...
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d00mw0lf wrote:Just what sort of film is this?! :eek:
18R - but as this is an international community the BBFC have no control over content and are therefore unable to censor!
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Oh my God. This talk has just brought back a long repressed Heartland memory.

Buttafucco.

:( :eek: :? :x :| :oops: :cry: :evil: :roll: :urff:

(But mainly :evil: )
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I'm not sure I like the way this is going....
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d00mw0lf wrote:I'm not sure I like the way this is going....
... as the actress said to the bishop.
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smiscandlon wrote:Oh my God. This talk has just brought back a long repressed Heartland memory.

Buttafucco.

:( :eek: :? :x :| :oops: :cry: :evil: :roll: :urff:

(But mainly :evil: )
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EvilBastard wrote: Plus a cast of thousands!
Can I be the trumpeter with the wristwatch? :D
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EvilBastard wrote:Dramatis Personae:

Eva - holder of the record for the Tallest German
...except that she's Swiss... :P ;)
EvilBastard wrote: Sinnie - the cruel but fair Moderator, whose must choose between her love of power and her love for a member of the HL community.
...that's former moderator, sir. Notice how I don't "glow orange" anymore (as our lovely and observant MB was quick to point out)? Sorry, man - but thanks for the kudos, nevertheless. The torch remains to be passed; whether or not the situation's going to be permanent also remains to be seen.
EvilBastard wrote: EvilBastard - the object of Sinnie's unrequited love. Despite the name, his frosty exterior and acid tongue mask a heart of gold.
:eek: Wait - I thought it was the other way around?

Ohhhh! Never mind, I get it! More guilt-trip goodness for lil' ol' me, I see... :P :lol: ;)
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smiscandlon wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
smiscandlon wrote: :eek:

:innocent:
Not me but you dear priest! :eek: DO tell up?!

....or is your imagination that me with candles up my butt?

Good heavens what would God say?
http://buttcandle.com/
It stays! Your method dear priest is far more gentle to the one in my mind's eye!

@ d00my ~ Don't worry and don't let this thread scare you, we'll find an octopus...the ocean..a boat...pirates and their parrots...how else would we be able to start a film I ask you! The disney will help with the explaination of some of the trips some of us take and that within itself will be hilirious to play...

I stand for free drugs to be provided to get maximum effect! Why that little tiny country with the windmills may come in handy after all.... :innocent: :twisted: :von: ;D
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You're not the Mod Goddess any more, Sinnie? Well, you'll always glow in our world I suppose! (pass the puke bag)
EvilBastard wrote:MarkFiend - Founder ... of the You Could Be The One Appreciation Society
I beg to differ, sir. ;)
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Eotunun wrote:Can I be the trumpeter with the wristwatch?
Only if you can say "Birdie Num Num" in a convincing accent.
d00mw0lf wrote:We need an octopus...
A magnificent one?
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EvilBastard wrote:Dramatis Personae:

Eva - holder of the record for the Tallest German
...except that she's Swiss... :P ;)
Yes, but it's difficult to get the Swiss government to license their citizens to apear in movies, so she's going to have to be German, ok?
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EvilBastard wrote: Sinnie - the cruel but fair Moderator, whose must choose between her love of power and her love for a member of the HL community.
...that's former moderator, sir. Notice how I don't "glow orange" anymore (as our lovely and observant MB was quick to point out)? Sorry, man - but thanks for the kudos, nevertheless. The torch remains to be passed; whether or not the situation's going to be permanent also remains to be seen.
Ah, I hadn't realised that - I had assumed that the lack of orange glow was because you'd given up eating Cheet-ohs.
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EvilBastard wrote: EvilBastard - the object of Sinnie's unrequited love. Despite the name, his frosty exterior and acid tongue mask a heart of gold.
:eek: Wait - I thought it was the other way around?

Ohhhh! Never mind, I get it! More guilt-trip goodness for lil' ol' me, I see... :P :lol: ;)
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This is getting better and better by the hour ;D

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You may hate me but I love you all. :notworthy:
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Oh Timmy start glutting down dear sir! :wink:


Mwhahahahah! :twisted:

Yeah witness to mh's thread that beauty she is! :wink: ;D :notworthy: :kiss: YCBTO ooo feel the sexiness of karma.

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ORDER! ORDER on this thread please! :twisted:

Eva can decide where the hell she wants to be filmed! And what she wants filmed anyway... she is the Intercontinental Assassin after all! :roll:


Please catch up!

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EvilBastard wrote:Ah, I hadn't realised that - I had assumed that the lack of orange glow was because you'd given up eating Cheet-ohs.
:eek:
Sir, what exactly do you take me for? *Chee-tos*?! I eat real food, thanks. :P ;)

EvilBastard wrote:No no no, this is just a story - we play star-crossed lovers separated by a time zone and emotional incompatibility, and kept apart by the evil Baron Kwiff Boi who wants to enslave you in his Palace of Pleasurable Perversions and make you do his bidding.
:eek:
That's it, I'm reporting him to his wife! :evil:






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You go Sinnie! :twisted: :kiss:
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