Is Heartland more interesting than porn?

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Is Heartland more interesting than porn?

Poll ended at 27 Mar 2008, 02:28

Yes, I find it intellectually stimulating.
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No, I just switch to it when the missus pokes her nose round the door.
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If so, I think you'd be the first person in history to make it, Steven :D ....



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Gah, what have I told you about that little fella!
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boudicca wrote:Gah, what have I told you about that little fella!
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boudicca wrote:Gah, what have I told you about that little fella!
He makes you horny?
Sorry, coat! :lol:
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Dark wrote:
boudicca wrote:Gah, what have I told you about that little fella!
He makes you horny?
Well I couldn't possibly... Oh, wait you meant the little devil guy didn't you? Carry on.
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Francis wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing and it takes hours and hours
Or maybe they're just so stoned it takes them hours to find the target. :innocent:
Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing by hitting the target everytime and it takes hours and hours :innocent:
When I find a woman who's keen enough to figure out how to give me multiple orgasms, I might reconsider my position.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Poor boys, with your latency period... ;) :twisted: :P
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Francis wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Francis wrote: Or maybe they're just so stoned it takes them hours to find the target. :innocent:
Back on my planet the dutch boys know what they are doing by hitting the target everytime and it takes hours and hours :innocent:
When I find a woman who's keen enough to figure out how to give me multiple orgasms, I might reconsider my position.
*checks friends list* :innocent: :P :twisted:
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Lol. But when I can get my rocks off in 2, why should I keep going for you?
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Who said anything about *you*, dear? I can keep going all for myself. ;D :twisted:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote:Who said anything about *you*, dear? I can keep going all for myself. ;D :twisted:
And I'll help her in the darkness... :innocent: ;D :kiss:
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:lol:

Oh, you will now, will you? :oops:



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You as in womankind in general. Don't take it personally.
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Aww...we as womankind within these walls are a different breed you see...


Don't blame us nor sneer at us just love us please.
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I didn't.
You lot (i.e., males) are irrelevant in my world...well, for the most part, anyway. ;) :kiss:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote:Poor boys, with your latency period... ;) :twisted: :P
You'd be surprised. Sometimes it forgets to happen. If you have the inclination, you can learn to make it forget more often, apparently.
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So I've heard... :innocent: ;D
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... Heartland vs Porn?

Ha!

Porn wins - "hands down" - as it were.

Temple of Love or Tunnel of Love - you decide.
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