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Do you think he will try and blame the Duke of Edinburgh et all for Fulhams impending relegation to the championship :?: :!: :!:
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& the secret service.
They're all against him 'cos he's got a nice corner shop.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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the-happening wrote:Do you think he will try and blame the Duke of Edinburgh et all for Fulhams impending relegation to the championship :?: :!: :!:
Given that he's already blamed them for:

Marathon changing its name to Snickers
The lack of whooping blackcurrants on the Ribena ads
The demise of the Quatro soft drink
The cancellation of The Knock
The lack of a third season of This Life

I shouldn't be at all surprised. I do love that that grasping little counter-jumper is repeatedly rebuffed when he tries to get a British passport - for those of us who jumped through serious hoops to become British (my mum has threatened me with maiming and worse if I ever lose the certificate that confirms the Registration of a Stateless Person as a British Citizen) the idea that Al Fayed could simply buy himself in would stick in my craw just a little.
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Given that the British Secret Service couldn't even prevent David Shayler from going rogue (and he now apparently believes he's Jesus) I think Mo Fayed has an inflated view of their capabilities.

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Not to mention his own importance.
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He should call back Tigana ;)
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stating that much of his revelation had been attained as the result of drug-induced altered states of consciousness; listing mushrooms, Ayahuasca & Ibogaine coupled with the sustained use of marijuana, as the primary catalysts for the realisation of his divine m*****n.[
I think I might convince myself I was Jesus on that cocktail.
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Might be fun having a try... :lol:
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markfiend wrote:Might be fun having a try... :lol:
:lol: Maybe at the next Heartland meetup? :lol:
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