Made me chuckle:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid ... =1&bbcws=1#
My favourite April Fool
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I saw that!
Just think of all the TV licence payers money they wasted.....
And if Penguins could fly, how long would it be before some bright spark thought about breeding them so they could be eaten and their eggs could be boiled, poached, fried etc etc
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I saw through that one straight away (even zombified at 7am this morning), but I was actually taken in by that one a few years back about The Proclaimers not being related
I am pretty gullible, it has to be said.
I am pretty gullible, it has to be said.
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I think there was one ages and ages ago about people picking spaghetti from trees in Italy
Mind you, almost got taken in by Sarah Brightman becoming the new Nightwish vocalist in last April's Terrorizer magazine! Not that I like Nightwish, they're pants but what a great idea!
Mind you, almost got taken in by Sarah Brightman becoming the new Nightwish vocalist in last April's Terrorizer magazine! Not that I like Nightwish, they're pants but what a great idea!
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Yeah yeah yeah... now that one hasn't got me since I was about 8DerekR wrote:Did you know the word 'gullible' does not actually mean what you think it does.boudicca wrote:I am pretty gullible, it has to be said.
Go on, check your dictionary if you don't believe me.
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Indulged in some fairly mediocre high jinx at work today - stealing all of Colleague A's pens and hiding them around the desk of Colleague B. Made slightly more amusing by casually planting the seeds about Colleague B's "pen fetish" a couple of days ago...
I tell you, it's a regular fun factory.
I tell you, it's a regular fun factory.
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@ Boudicca - LOVE the new Avatar - where there's a hat there's a home - or somethingboudicca wrote:Yeah yeah yeah... now that one hasn't got me since I was about 8DerekR wrote:Did you know the word 'gullible' does not actually mean what you think it does.boudicca wrote:I am pretty gullible, it has to be said.
Go on, check your dictionary if you don't believe me.
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Got this e-mail from the company I got my laptop from. Must admit, it took me a couple of minutes to realise it was a gag!
http://www.laptopsdirect.co.uk/bodyadvertising/
http://www.laptopsdirect.co.uk/bodyadvertising/
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Jings crivens Steve, does the hilarity ever end in that place?
Ask not
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It's Tim's CHEESE HAT.Andy TG wrote:@ Boudicca - LOVE the new Avatar - where there's a hat there's a home - or something
Ask not
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I think there was one ages and ages ago about people picking spaghetti from trees in Italy
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Not when you do have a genuine pen fetish (like me) and someone steals them allsmiscandlon wrote:Indulged in some fairly mediocre high jinx at work today - stealing all of Colleague A's pens and hiding them around the desk of Colleague B. Made slightly more amusing by casually planting the seeds about Colleague B's "pen fetish" a couple of days ago...
I tell you, it's a regular fun factory.
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Not when you do have a genuine pen fetish (like me)
Tell us more!
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It's not one I've heard of before. Can it be incorporated into other fetishes....smiscandlon wrote:Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Not when you do have a genuine pen fetish (like me)
Tell us more!
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Pens are excellent and in my job we get a lot of freebies from drug reps and I refuse to speak to them unless I get a pen I have a (secret)drawer full of "drug pens" all covered in violently clashing colours and drug names. My favourite pen at the moment is my Nurofen one, which I am currently using at the moment and the next best one is the one that Rosemont do to advertise their liquid medicines "Specials" service (when they make things up from scratch when a doctor prescribes a strength which doesn't exist), but the worst pen I had was from Roche, though they did give us some nice tea cups and bought us doughnuts!
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Yep - guilty.boudicca wrote:No, I know quite a few people at work with a pen fetish.
One in ten, they say...
I have all purple stationery on my desk. Some swine stole my purple hole-punch. I was gutted.
My staff give me jip for it, but hey, when your job is totally poo, there has to be something to cheer you up, even if it is just purple sticky tape (yes the tape itself is purple).
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Well, I'm scared, anyone else?splintered thing wrote:I have all purple stationery on my desk. Some swine stole my purple hole-punch. I was gutted.
My staff give me jip for it, but hey, when your job is totally poo, there has to be something to cheer you up, even if it is just purple sticky tape (yes the tape itself is purple).
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