A few doors from where I used to live...

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And I always thought that nothing interesting ever happened in my former home town! :eek:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tay ... 329764.stm

Normally it's only sewage you have to worry about on Arbroath beach.
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I think the word "grim" was invented for this incident.
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Certainly not good for the two young girls that found the head. :(
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make sure you locked the doors and windows before going to the bed :roll:
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Erudite wrote:And I always thought that nothing interesting ever happened in my former home town! :eek:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tay ... 329764.stm

Normally it's only sewage you have to worry about on Arbroath beach.
:eek: she hasn't a good skin colour ;D :innocent:
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Midge Ure was a 5 min drive away, I never called round... well Vienna is a damn fine album but not tune :|

I think something was "lost in translation" there Marco :roll:
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James Blast wrote:well Vienna is a damn fine album but not tune
:notworthy: I subscribe to every pixel of that statement!
Edit:Vienna is a nice tune, but a bit overstressed. New Europeans, Mr.X or Astradyne beat it by far in durability.

I wonder if the girls wept.
..after the police said they couldn't keep the head they played with for hours.
B-dum, tyshhh!
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That's one of the reasons why I hope to move to England: I want to get ahead.
B-dum, tyshhh!
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eotunun wrote:That's one of the reasons why I hope to move to England: I want to get ahead.
B-dum, tyshhh!
Takes coat off the hook, strolls off*
Only problem there is Arbroath happens to be on the east coast of Scotland...

Close, but no cigar!
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Tuesday after two sisters, aged eight and 11, found her head hidden in a plastic bag at the beach in Arbroath.
Sorry, but does that read "hidden"?
How often have we "hidden" stuff in a plastic bag then?
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Erudite wrote:
eotunun wrote:That's one of the reasons why I hope to move to England: I want to get ahead.
B-dum, tyshhh!
Takes coat off the hook, strolls off*
Only problem there is Arbroath happens to be on the east coast of Scotland...

Close, but no cigar!
Thankfully, I don't smoke anyway. :P
Are you happier if I say "UK"? :wink:
Okay, I just f*cked up my emigration options to Eng.. the.. that.. that thing north of England.
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eotunun wrote:Okay, I just f*cked up my emigration options to Eng.. the.. that.. that thing north of England.
Perhaps but the good news is you are eminently qualified for a seat in Westminster.
To assist, here are some rules concerning the use of UK/Scotland/England in the British media:

1. When English fans cause trouble abroad they are from the UK.

2. Whenever Scotland triumphs in a sporting event the Athlete/team is from the UK.

3. The English are English whenever they are winning.

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What do you want to go to England for anyway?
Scotland's much nicer.
& that's coming from an English pig dog. ;D
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Oh, I liked it a lot darn sarf.
New Forrest was great, Lymington where my Ex and I stayed at the Efford Cottage (which is at Everton, more precisely speaking) was a nice place. If only I wasn't as shure I'd probably fall in love with Sottia as well instantly.
And: Can I refer to you as authority for granting qualification certificates?
If so I'd finally have something to show for convincing anyone to employ me. :wink:
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eotunun wrote:And: Can I refer to you as authority for granting qualification certificates?
If so I'd finally have something to show for convincing anyone to employ me. :wink:
:eek:
Me?
Not sure what you mean there.
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Not you, Erudite. A qualification for Westminster might be rather nice, thinking of the wages available there. ;D
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eotunun wrote:Not you, Erudite. A qualification for Westminster might be rather nice, thinking of the wages available there. ;D

Can you lie consistenly in the face of the known facts?
Do you always answer a question with another question?
Are you likely to be a bit tetchy when asked to disclose your expenses?

If the answer to these questions is yes then you are on your way to being qualified.

If the answer is no don't feel too bad, chances are you're a half-decent human being! :lol:
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It's a sad and sick world we live in and most times it smells funny too!

It happens everywhere really as those people that look just like you and me...well no! Us people may look strange and weird but most of you that I know would not harm a fly...wrong expression to use but you get what I mean!

It's those another 'normal' looking innocent people that are the devils in disguise. Been that way forever. Just imagine how fuckedup their minds are though to actually do something like that... :urff:
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Hm. I fear I am bad at lying. Whenever I try, I get caught.
Do I answer questions with questions? Don't we all, sometimes?
But I am all open and without worries about my expenses. You can see all bills. But please respect my privacy with the papers in the bottom drawer of my desk. All the Liechtestein letters I get come from a friend I have there. Honestly. Remember, I am bad at lying.
Seems I am too good for Westminster. :|
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