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timsinister
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Dark wrote:Purple sticky tape? :eek: :D
Actually, we like to steal the black-and-yellow-striped caution tape at work and put it here and there.. or on the backs of irritating coworkers. :lol:
I've got six bloody rolls of that tape on my desk. Anyone want some?
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Dark wrote:Purple sticky tape? :eek: :D
Actually, we like to steal the black-and-yellow-striped caution tape at work and put it here and there.. or on the backs of irritating coworkers. :lol:
I used to have two rolls of sticky tape like these:
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James Blast
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so cold.....
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I want them :eek:
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James Blast wrote:so cold.....
Sorry James.

Hell everyone, my name's Mark and I'm a geek...
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James Blast
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mood change

<---worried







:lol:
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I'm so glad I managed to steer the April Fools thread down the "let's discuss office stationery" route... :roll: :lol:

If anyone's interested, my stapler has plastic spiders stuck to it.

None more goth.
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James Blast
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can you explain this "stapler" beast to me, pls?

I work in a "paperless office" :innocent:

not up for a beer next Friday then Steven? ye'll be missed - FACT! :|
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James Blast wrote:I work in a "paperless office" :innocent:
Me too. Allegedly. :roll:
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James Blast wrote:not up for a beer next Friday then Steven? ye'll be missed - FACT! :|
Can't commit to it right now I'm afraid.
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Ach weel! it would be guid tae see ye agin... we'll see :D
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markfiend wrote:Hell everyone, my name's Mark and I'm a geek...
\m/

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I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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