A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. His wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the
dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After some more to drink he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.
He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."
Then she said with unashamed sarcasm, "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!"
And the husband returned "Actually I gave my costume to my Dad, .... apparently he had a whale of a time."
Everyday Is Halloween
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James Blast
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You know you're something special,
And you look like you're the best
And you look like you're the best
That was really fun. Made my day.
I think someone set my soul alight