Happy birthday JACK!

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My old man hits the BIG EIGHT-OH today! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Let's hear it for him! :D

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does he like older women, cause I ken wan :lol:

Gawn Yirsel Jack!!! :D
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Yes Jack
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so he'd be 'your Father, Jack'
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sorry Michael, couldn't resist :lol:
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say Hallo and send my regards to Jack :notworthy:
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Congrats! :D
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c'mon folks keep the humour going! :|
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Tell him a bunch of people all over the world who try and look like vampires are thinking of him.

Unless you don't want him to board up his home and disown you.

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Happy birthday! :D
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you don't look like a vampire Tim, sorry :|
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A very Bappy Hirthday (and many more!) to you, all the way from the wrong side of The Pond, good sir! ;D :notworthy:
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Happy Birthday Jack :notworthy:

Sorry James, I can't think of anything funny or clever to add :lol:
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James Blast wrote:you don't look like a vampire Tim, sorry :|
I'd never include myself in their ranks. Vampire hunter sounds much more appealing...

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Happy Birthday dude :)
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timsinister wrote: Vampire hunter sounds much more appealing...

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Who is this Jack PLEASE???!
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ooo...seriously?

The Who!

Happy birthday Jack! :notworthy: :notworthy:

Are The Who so old then?!
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MadameButterfly wrote:Who is this Jack PLEASE???!
Simple.

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Did you think I was spawned in a vat? ;D :lol:
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would that be a vat of the black stuff? :lol:
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I am so confused now! I thought it was that old p0rn guy! :roll:
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we have just about the same age :lol:
happy birthday Jack :notworthy:
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
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I'm still confused! :?
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MadameButterfly wrote:I'm still confused! :?
Jack is mh's dad...
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markfiend wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:I'm still confused! :?
Jack is mh's dad...
:oops: :oops: :oops:

Thanks Marky! Now I feel like a right tit!

Sorry mh for not reading the "My" part in your opening post!
Hope your dad had a wonderful birthday!

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