Help!
Tis my son's 19th birthday on Sunday. What to get him? He has enough money in the bank to buy me out! (Note to self: must put his rent up.) Racked our addled brains to think of an appropriate present, besides beer, drugs and a 'professional masseuse'. He plays guitar, mainly Oasis, (Zeppelin, Muse and Stone Roses if he's feeling adventurous), watches mob stuff like Sopranos, dumb arses like Dirty Sanchez and twats trying to prove their survival instincts somehow accompanied by plain clothes film crews. Any ideas? Spare him the midget gems!
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Get him the SAS Survival Handbook.Francis wrote:In a do or die scenario?
If he reads it he'll only watch the idiotic twats (like Bear Grylls) with film crews as a source of amusement.
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Give him a car and a ticket to Syria?
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all 'i'm sorry i haven't a clue' cds.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Today's Observer 'How to play guitar' book.
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In the freebie Guardian/Observer guitar book it lists the best buys for effects pedals and units....A possibility?
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get him a porn
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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yes, 'a porn' will make his little face light up
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just the one?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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yeah, isn't one enuff?
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Happy Birthday Francis's son....
Enjoy your 19th and get your dad to send you to Aunty Butterfly in Amsterdam for the real thing....or a leason in life...we'll get your dad grey soon!
MB xxx
Enjoy your 19th and get your dad to send you to Aunty Butterfly in Amsterdam for the real thing....or a leason in life...we'll get your dad grey soon!
MB xxx
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that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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