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Francis
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Tis my son's 19th birthday on Sunday. What to get him? He has enough money in the bank to buy me out! (Note to self: must put his rent up.) Racked our addled brains to think of an appropriate present, besides beer, drugs and a 'professional masseuse'. He plays guitar, mainly Oasis, (Zeppelin, Muse and Stone Roses if he's feeling adventurous), watches mob stuff like Sopranos, dumb arses like Dirty Sanchez and twats trying to prove their survival instincts somehow accompanied by plain clothes film crews. Any ideas? Spare him the midget gems!
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Pat
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I would recommend a book or DVD by Ray Mears and a large Bakewell tart.
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Francis
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Pat wrote:Ray Mears
Should I Google him? Hell, no wonder their shares have soared.
Pat wrote:Bakewell tart.
She was even before my time.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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He is a survival expert, she is still tasty
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Francis
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In a do or die scenario?
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Syberberg
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Francis wrote:In a do or die scenario?
Get him the SAS Survival Handbook.

If he reads it he'll only watch the idiotic twats (like Bear Grylls) with film crews as a source of amusement.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I think.
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Give him a car and a ticket to Syria?

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all 'i'm sorry i haven't a clue' cds.
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Nic
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If he haven't got it already:

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All We Ever Wanted Was Everything
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Karst
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Today's Observer 'How to play guitar' book.
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Silver_Owl
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In the freebie Guardian/Observer guitar book it lists the best buys for effects pedals and units....A possibility? :?
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get him a porn ;D :innocent:
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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James Blast
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yes, 'a porn' will make his little face light up :lol:
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emilystrange
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just the one?
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James Blast
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yeah, isn't one enuff?
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Nic
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Depends on how big the porn is doesn't it?
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Happy Birthday Francis's son....

Enjoy your 19th and get your dad to send you to Aunty Butterfly in Amsterdam for the real thing....or a leason in life...we'll get your dad grey soon! :wink: ;D :twisted: :notworthy: :kiss:

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James Blast
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BT/M/A/Ama is what I go for ;D
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