Safe sex

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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keith's dad
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Safe sex is very important here's why

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttqeffFa9w
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

That made my day thank you!


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keith's dad
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i'm glad you liked it
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I tried it again :( and had to turn it of after 25sec. sorry Keith's dad :?
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keith's dad
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it's ok at least you give it a go
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christophe wrote:I tried it again :( and had to turn it of after 25sec. sorry Keith's dad :?
Approximately 18 seconds longer than I lasted :urff:
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DerekR wrote:
christophe wrote:I tried it again :( and had to turn it of after 25sec. sorry Keith's dad :?
Approximately 18 seconds longer than I lasted :urff:
Yep, about 7 seconds here as well. :roll:
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You've got a new picture hanging on the wall :lol: And why aren't your stairs covered in 'stuff to go in the airing cupboard' like mine? You obviously run a tight ship Keith :lol:
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Ha HAAAAAAA

The ship obviously had gone out this day....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4OeUv7l ... re=related
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hasn't that guy got a touch of herpes... safe to say no sex in the near future?
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Cold sore but still part of the herpes virus
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You mean to tell me that some living, breathing female(s) actually voluntarily slept with "keith's dad"?! :eek:

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keith's dad
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sad too say but many a bird slept with me but they were either fat or dead
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keith's dad wrote:sad too say but many a bird slept with me but they were either fat or dead
Or drunk and in a toilet :eek: :innocent:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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the best way
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scotty wrote:Or drunk and in a toilet :eek: :innocent:
Face down, ass up, most likely...

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Certain lines should not be delivered with an avatar like that! :eek: :oops:
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well said
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