28 May 2008 - A Man Walks Into A Bar.....

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And orders 10 single malt Whiskys

The bemused barman, having poured and lined up the drinks in front od the customer then sees the Ccstomer pour the first and last (sik!) drink straight on to the floor of the bar.

The customer then drinks each shot one after the other without stopping

The even more bemused just has to ask WHY pour the first and last (sik!) drinks away

Well, the customer says, the first one always tastes horrible and the last one always makes me sick :D

Well thats Hungarian humour for you :wink:

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A man walked into a bar.

He had to be hospitalised; it was a steel bar.

sorry
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markfiend wrote:A man walked into a bar.

He had to be hospitalised; it was a steel bar.

sorry
Do they play Type O 24/7 there Mark?

it only gets worse, innit?:| :lol:

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a man walks into a bar... it was me

nothing to see here folks :lol:

should I say "Next!" now?
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Two Weegies walk past a bar...

suddenly this thread turns into a piece of sci-fi/fantasy ;D

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