For the Ladz....

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Hopefully it'll rain soon and they'll all log on :lol: :twisted:
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Children...
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saw two caterham 7's gunning it on the christchurch bypass this evening.

any good?
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Can't believe this thread is still going on ! :eek: :lol:
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all the week trying to crap....my belly looks like Homer Simson's belly
....off topic?
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Have you tried to loosen things up using the healing power of lager?

Simply drink so much of the fizzy stuff that your eyesight starts to blur and then jump up and down for 10 minutes.

Oh - wait, that won't work. You'll be sick.

On second thoughts, just drink the beer and slip into a mild stupor until things move naturally.
If it takes a few days, just send the woman to the shop to get more supplies. They just love being told what to do.

Job done :D
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:eek: :eek: :eek:
going to give it a try :wink: ...i hope 10 33cl bottles of beer are enough ;D ....today i can't go out to buy them :evil:
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Good luck :lol:
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robertzombie wrote:Good luck :lol:
thank-hip-you
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psichonaut wrote:all the week trying to crap....my belly looks like Homer Simson's belly
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Not a bit.

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maybe mine isn't so big
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psichonaut wrote:maybe mine isn't so big
Are you sure you are Italian? :eek: :innocent: ;D
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Getting back on topic....

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I would.
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YES! :twisted:
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agree
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I can't find the 'For The Ladies' thread, so for any looking in, here's a pic of me aged 16.......

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Enjoy! :lol:
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Any suggestions for getting bits of sick out of a keyboard? ;D
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aye, those fences are horrible, they're everywhere too
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Appologies for posting an offenceive photo. :innocent:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Any suggestions for getting bits of sick out of a keyboard? ;D
Straw? ;D
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OK at least you censored it Andy....but the shadow of the censored bit....what the hell is going on there? :eek: :lol:
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DerekR wrote:OK at least you censored it Andy....but the shadow of the censored bit....what the hell is going on there? :eek: :lol:
It looks like the old EATB logo thing. :?
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
DerekR wrote:OK at least you censored it Andy....but the shadow of the censored bit....what the hell is going on there? :eek: :lol:
It looks like the old EATB logo thing. :?
I'd wager he's got a pint glass or a plant pot on his cock. An explanation is required :lol:
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DerekR wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:
DerekR wrote:OK at least you censored it Andy....but the shadow of the censored bit....what the hell is going on there? :eek: :lol:
It looks like the old EATB logo thing. :?
I'd wager he's got a pint glass or a plant pot on his cock. An explanation is required :lol:
Or a rigid sock. :urff:
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DerekR wrote:I'd wager he's got a pint glass or a plant pot on his cock. An explanation is required :lol:
:lol: Nah, not a plant pot or pint glass anywhere in that pic, there is nothing on my 'appendage'.
I could always post the uncensored version if you'd like to know what's lurking under the 'censored' bit. ;D
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