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Apparently:

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/index.asp?id=53529
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I'm not sure about 'records' like this. Doesn't it only go and encourage an idiot with a nine inch blade to break the record? :roll:
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I have a nine-inch blade, but it's stuck in my toaster. :lol:
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CorpPunk wrote:I have a nine-inch blade, but it's stuck in my toaster. :lol:
Alas, you don't make the record books ...but better the toaster than your, er ..um ... head? :wink:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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Obviously not everyone remembers Phineas Gage.
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CorpPunk wrote:
I have a nine-inch blade, but it's stuck in my toaster.

Alas, you don't make the record books ...but better the toaster than your, er ..um ... head?

He would if his head was inbetween the blade and the toaster , at the time :innocent:
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elguiri wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:
I have a nine-inch blade, but it's stuck in my toaster.

Alas, you don't make the record books ...but better the toaster than your, er ..um ... head?

He would if his head was inbetween the blade and the toaster , at the time :innocent:
Who's 'he'?
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CorpPunk wrote:
elguiri wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:
I have a nine-inch blade, but it's stuck in my toaster.

Alas, you don't make the record books ...but better the toaster than your, er ..um ... head?

He would if his head was inbetween the blade and the toaster , at the time :innocent:
Who's 'he'?
You know who, that guy called CorpPunkette! :wink: :D
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Big Si wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:
elguiri wrote:
He would if his head was inbetween the blade and the toaster , at the time :innocent:
Who's 'he'?
You know who, that guy called CorpPunkette! :wink: :D
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CorpPunk wrote:I have a nine-inch blade, but it's stuck in my toaster. :lol:
My advice Buy A New Toaster! - I find burnt metal is not as god with coffee as toast or crumpets ;-)
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CorpPunk wrote:Who's 'he'?
Been there. Done that. Got slaughtered for it. And covered in drool. :D
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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AndyTheGoth wrote:I find burnt metal is not as god with coffee as toast or crumpets ;-)
Wow! Deep spiritual meaning? Or simply a typo? Can't decide ... :wink:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
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Johnny Boy wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:Who's 'he'?
Been there. Done that. Got slaughtered for it. And covered in drool. :D
:P :lol:
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