Father's Day

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There is a few of us here--I Salute You :notworthy:
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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thank you mate...Cheers to you
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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who's day ?
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And here I though it was son day... :innocent:
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Happy Dad's Day, daddies! ;D :notworthy:

I've been away so long that I hardly know mine, now (not that I ever really did). :|
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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:D

One Toblerone and a Batman T-shirt - can a man want any more..?
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I wouldn't mind if i'd got anything that i'd suggested...


all i got was a feckin I.O.U. :roll:
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Norman Hunter wrote::D

One Toblerone and a Batman T-shirt - can a man want any more..?
Got the Toblerone :D + -

1/ Guiness & Chocolate Cake
1/ Duvel Glass
2/ Bottles of Duvel :notworthy: :D :notworthy: ..........................not worried about Daddies waist line then :lol:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Worlds worst dad card and a handwritten poem.
Daddypooh I hate you etc.

What's she going to be like when she's a teenager?
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Pat wrote:Worlds worst dad card and a handwritten poem.
Daddypooh I hate you etc.

What's she going to be like when she's a teenager?
Not from the wife then? :innocent:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
Pat wrote:Worlds worst dad card and a handwritten poem.
Daddypooh I hate you etc.

What's she going to be like when she's a teenager?
Not from the wife then? :innocent:
Of course not, the missus just scowls at me,it's cheaper.
I see young Cameron got served in the Off Licence again. :innocent:
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SINsister wrote: I've been away so long that I hardly know mine, now (not that I ever really did). :|
sometimes it's better, believe me :|
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Happy father's day guys! :kiss: :notworthy:

I just miss mine but hope you all enjoyed your day or get pissed later!

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a card fae moonpig-a bottle of weebles champagne-a big f**k off box of retro sweeties-a belly button fluffer and a slap up meal at the pub :D

Shame I forgot I was working tonight and got a call from them wondering where I was :urff:
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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Surprised my dad when he came back from his Morning Run (no, really :roll: :lol: ) by wrapping his pressie (Stephen Hawking book) up in brown paper and doing fake handwriting on it so that it looked like one of the packages he recgularly receives through the Scandinavian Philatelic Society (he's almost as much of a fan of STAMPS as I am of Einstuerzende Neubauten, that's where I get my anoraky-ness from). He was really delighted when he opened it :D And he loved his soppy card with the little penguin on it as well 8)

I made a real effort this year to make both Mother's Day and Father's Day extra special, after putting my parents through some terrible grief when I was "ill" last year (not that they drag it up against me one bit, they're just so glad I've got so much better)... I've always been really close to them but that period + the usual getting older has made me appreciate them even more if that's possible. Anyway, my effort was worth it. My dad said it was the best father's day he'd ever had :D

Slightly happy!
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Yay! :notworthy:

Took mine for a slap-up meal, fed them till they burst, and did some serious hand-in-pocket for some other stuff they needed. Always a pleasure to give back after what they've given. :D
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boudicca wrote:Scandinavian Philatelic Society
that's a euphamism, right? :lol:
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James Blast wrote:
boudicca wrote:Scandinavian Philatelic Society
that's a euphamism, right? :lol:
Philatery will get you nowhere.
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I had a stamp from Qatar in my collection when I was a kid. Wonder wtf happened to all of that stuff? :|
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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weebleswobble wrote:There is a few of us here--I Salute You :notworthy:
There are a few of us here... You Scots still cannae get the hang of this English, can yae..? :wink:
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I got the best card ever.
The Toblerone :lol: , Animals by The Pink Floyd and Atom Heart Mother by the same. And got fed and pished. :D Good day all round.
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My dad surprised my wee nephews and me with tickets to a lovely, 1.5-hour steamboat ride around one of my favo(u)rite places on earth, so I surprised him with a Toblerone (HA! Whaddaya know? And what is it with you Brits and that confection, anyway?! :lol:) and some Ghirardelli choccies...and he's getting summat nice in the mail very soon, as well. Shhhh. ;)
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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