Best striptease song?

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Personally I think

Crystal Cowboy by Bandits
I put a spell on you by Marilyn Manson

Are the ones that come to mind, they got that certain beat :wink:

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I forgot one! :eek:

One night by Elvis
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"Pink Panther's" theme. Without a shadow of a doubt.
It has been tested with enormous success! :wink:
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dead inside wrote:"Pink Panther's" theme. Without a shadow of a doubt.
It has been tested with enormous success! :wink:
cool :eek:

any chance of a film of it :oops: :oops: :twisted: :innocent: :notworthy: :notworthy: ;D
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"A Touch Too Much " ACDC

"Bad Girl City" Zodiac Mindwarp

Also tested with great success (and I still have his credit cards ......... :wink: )
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It's off AuRa by Hussey, been ahwile since I listened, called Burlesque....Correct me if I got the name wrong..

God Criag's bass is to die for on this one
....Dance the Burlesque with me! Utterly awesome song!

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khepri II wrote:
dead inside wrote:"Pink Panther's" theme. Without a shadow of a doubt.
It has been tested with enormous success! :wink:
cool :eek:

any chance of a film of it :oops: :oops: :twisted: :innocent: :notworthy: :notworthy: ;D
2 words: how much?
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Pushin' by Nylon Pylon. Very sexy breathing going on by Bruce Carter
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Body Electric (112BPM). It's almost sleazy.
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Prayers for the rain, The Cure!!
Verrrryyy sensual
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snubnoseuk wrote:Body Electric (112BPM). It's almost sleazy.
Nah - "Driven Like The Snow" :wink:
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Solid Air - John Martyn
also tried and tested, red wine, candles, black leather 'n' lace...

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"Ribbons".

Far out......
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Black Dahlia wrote:
snubnoseuk wrote:Body Electric (112BPM). It's almost sleazy.
Nah - "Driven Like The Snow" :wink:
Nooooo...you're both wrong,definitely!

"Phantom"(1983) and "Afterhours"(1984) win it! :P :D :wink:
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dead inside wrote:
khepri II wrote:
dead inside wrote:"Pink Panther's" theme. Without a shadow of a doubt.
It has been tested with enormous success! :wink:
cool :eek:

any chance of a film of it :oops: :oops: :twisted: :innocent: :notworthy: :notworthy: ;D
2 words: how much?

straight trade for my copy of Prince's Cream :innocent: :roll: ;D
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Nancy_78 wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote:
snubnoseuk wrote:Body Electric (112BPM). It's almost sleazy.
Nah - "Driven Like The Snow" :wink:
Nooooo...you're both wrong,definitely!

"Phantom"(1983) and "Afterhours"(1984) win it! :P :D :wink:
Body Electric is a good grinding song 8) :wink:
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Anything by Napalm Death or Extreme Noise Terror............. Ok its not the most sensual of music but you are going to get down to the buisness end fairly quickly :innocent:
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'Afterhours' - sleazy as buggery, and loaded with more antici...pation than trying on the jester's shoes.

Prayers For Rain would also do the trick. Ribbons can accompany proceedings at 'the business end'.

OR, Flood I segued into Flood II. Yo Mama.

OR, Star Me Kitten by REM.

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elguiri wrote:Anything by Napalm Death or Extreme Noise Terror............. Ok its not the most sensual of music but you are going to get down to the buisness end fairly quickly :innocent:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :lol: :lol:
Wich song from Napalm Death?? Scum??? And wich one from extreme Noise Terror???
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hummm... that one is difficult cause there is lots of great songs to make a striptease.

But i can choose.... let me see...

• I put a spell on you (by Marilyn Manson)

• Yulunga Spirit dance (Dead Can Dance)

• The way you walk (by The Cramps)

• Fever (by The Cramps)

• and some of my bellydance musics :wink:

But i think i will choose more....
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I forgot.. i forgot...

• River - The Cult :notworthy: :notworthy:
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elguiri wrote:Anything by Napalm Death or Extreme Noise Terror
the same idea crossed my mind yesterday... :twisted:
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pikkrong wrote:
elguiri wrote:Anything by Napalm Death or Extreme Noise Terror
the same idea crossed my mind yesterday... :twisted:

I recommend 'Suffer and Die'. But be quick. One sock is enuff :-)
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snubnoseuk wrote:
Nancy_78 wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote:Nah - "Driven Like The Snow" :wink:
Nooooo...you're both wrong,definitely!

"Phantom"(1983) and "Afterhours"(1984) win it! :P :D :wink:
Body Electric is a good grinding song 8) :wink:
Yes it really is! :D I was only joking with you about my choices.But I do think those two songs I chosed are damn great for an occasion like this. 8) :wink:
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khepri II wrote:
dead inside wrote:
khepri II wrote: cool :eek:

any chance of a film of it :oops: :oops: :twisted: :innocent: :notworthy: :notworthy: ;D
2 words: how much?

straight trade for my copy of Prince's Cream :innocent: :roll: ;D
You're insulting me. I don't strip for cds. Only for money. :von:
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