................'cause Beer can't cook chips
Guys...........
Why did God create Women................?
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And neither can sheepscotty wrote:................'cause Beer can't cook chips
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Mine cooks a mean Irish Stew, I have to say...EvilBastard wrote:And neither can sheepscotty wrote:................'cause Beer can't cook chips
Guys...........
Maybe the wrong brand of sheep?
Take the ones that go baa a lot and taste slightly of wet wool.
IZ.
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[quote="Izzy HaveMercyTake the ones that...taste slightly of wet wool.[/quote]
That's where I've been going wrong - I only know brazillian sheep.
That's where I've been going wrong - I only know brazillian sheep.
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... and it would surely hurt to put the flesh flute into that beer can, wouldn't it?scotty wrote:................'cause Beer can't cook chips
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Surely no problem for you, Gollum.Gollum's Cock wrote:No it doesn'tcanon docre wrote:... and it would surely hurt to put the flesh flute into that beer can, wouldn't it?scotty wrote:................'cause Beer can't cook chips
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
I was 'nt in an "excited" state. More marshmallowy.canon docre wrote:Surely no problem for you, Gollum.Gollum's Cock wrote:No it doesn'tcanon docre wrote: ... and it would surely hurt to put the flesh flute into that beer can, wouldn't it?
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....to keep men in line...
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
1)Because He knew men would be too embarrassed/stupid/macho/fill in your own adjective to ask for directions!
2)Men are really wimps when it comes to pain & would never make it through childbirth. Hell, half of them get sick just watching it!
2)Men are really wimps when it comes to pain & would never make it through childbirth. Hell, half of them get sick just watching it!
To look after our lighters.
They will always ALL be in the handbag.
FACT
They will always ALL be in the handbag.
FACT
Possibly, but at least I know where MY lighter is.msm67 wrote:Is that similar to arrogant misoganyism?