Metamorphosis

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I have this funny feeling that a change is about to come over me. Can't put my finger on it now, but it's there...
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Oooh, it's getting stronger now, as I write this message. Very curious.
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MrChris wrote:Oooh, it's getting stronger now, as I write this message. Very curious.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
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It's very strange. Almost karmic. Like I might be undergoing some kind of psychic elevation, to a higher plane. As if a higher being has just picked up my ethereal chess piece, and is wondering what to do with it. Can anyone work it out?
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go on, push 500 then
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gunning for a promotion are we? ;)
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I'm getting bored of waiting. Hurry up! :wink:
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You're gonna have to write more bollocks than that to hit the big leagues ;-)
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he's peaked too soon ;)
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Jim wrote:You're gonna have to write more bollocks than that to hit the big leagues ;-)
quite right about that. :roll:
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Quiff Boy wrote:he's peaked too soon ;)
Feeling let down?
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The feeling is kind of ebbing at the moment. Passing away. My chess piece must have been put down. Oh no, heeere it comes agaaaaaaaaaain....................
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hallucienate wrote:
Jim wrote:You're gonna have to write more bollocks than that to hit the big leagues ;-)
quite right about that. :roll:
Took me a while, but I'm a pro now. I could reply to any post with something content-free, slightly witty, but not requiring too much thought. :P
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Ohmygod, hair is sprouting in places I never had it before (no jibes, please). My teeth are thickening and my nails are lengthening, my eyeballs are turning yellow. Myarmsaretwitchingmylegsareshakingmyheadisbobbingmyearsarethumpingmyskiniscrawling. What am I becoming?
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Nearly there fella, why not do a Q+A on the 'tuther thread. That'll get you there...
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Orright, I dunnit. I feel all let down and ashamed now. I'm just filth, pure utterly bastard groovy amphetamine filth...so kick me
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And you will be for another 500 posts. Youve got to do it all over again.
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is that it then?

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A most impressive daily post count. ;D

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Jim wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
Jim wrote:You're gonna have to write more bollocks than that to hit the big leagues ;-)
quite right about that. :roll:
Took me a while, but I'm a pro now. I could reply to any post with something content-free, slightly witty, but not requiring too much thought. :P
indeed
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hallucienate wrote:
Jim wrote:
hallucienate wrote: quite right about that. :roll:
Took me a while, but I'm a pro now. I could reply to any post with something content-free, slightly witty, but not requiring too much thought. :P
indeed
This aint no valentine!
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Jim wrote:Took me a while, but I'm a pro now. I could reply to any post with something content-free, slightly witty, but not requiring too much thought. :P
you must feel very at home here ;) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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MrChris wrote:Orright, I dunnit. I feel all let down and ashamed now. I'm just filth, pure utterly bastard groovy amphetamine filth...so kick me
I metamorphed into Andrew's Love Goddess..... :wink:
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Quiffy metamorphoses every couple of months - I like the current one!
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