....besides a sick sense of humor????
OK Ladies...WHY Did God Create Men.....
- emilystrange
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they cause ME a LOT of trouble
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
We CAN open jars.
Vibrators cannae get the drinks inPista wrote:We CAN open jars.
Big Si wrote:Vibrators cannae get the drinks inPista wrote:We CAN open jars.
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simple - big bOObies
they're fuckin' great, the day I die is the day I never need to see another pair of pendulous swinging melons avec Scammel wheel nuts!
Oh Lordy! but they are bags of fun,
see what I diddy there?
several times...sorry
it's a subject very close to my heart
(•) (•)
oh joy
they're fuckin' great, the day I die is the day I never need to see another pair of pendulous swinging melons avec Scammel wheel nuts!
Oh Lordy! but they are bags of fun,
see what I diddy there?
several times...sorry
it's a subject very close to my heart
(•) (•)
oh joy
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
You should have been in my local this evening then.
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10x8s, my desk, thi morra morn - Stat!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
@Bartek...is that related to arrogant misogany? Btw, I am so far from being a "feminist" it's funny! I really do think men are great! (99% of the time)
@pista...I must be a very capable female then as I've never had a jar I couldn't open...the old rubberband around the top ALWAYS works.
@Izzy...at least vibrators can always get in as they never have too much to drink!
@pista...I must be a very capable female then as I've never had a jar I couldn't open...the old rubberband around the top ALWAYS works.
@Izzy...at least vibrators can always get in as they never have too much to drink!
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have you got big tits?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
- Izzy HaveMercy
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You're confusing avatars I think, Simon's wan is a wee bit more yellow and slightly offensivemsm67 wrote:@Izzy...at least vibrators can always get in as they never have too much to drink!
IZ.
msm67 wrote:@Izzy...
Otter's Pockets are in different sizesmsm67 wrote:@Big Si...at least vibrators can always get in as they never have too much to drink!
I've never had enough to drink
- MadameButterfly
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....to play with?
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
- weebleswobble
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....to mindf*ck?
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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both sexes do that dear!
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
- weebleswobble
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We learned from the masters
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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Oh most definately!
*giggles*
*giggles*
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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Wish he'd create a few more "entertaining" ones though. He could do worse than to refer to that Nick+Blixa night on the telly last night for some guidance
Men are also indispensable as they seem far more amenable to 4-hour long conversations about the merits of some long-forgotten and obscure album, or the production of some classic or other. Since I am, at heart, a socially inept music geek, and form my most meaningful bonds with other human beings through music, this is a very welcome feature of their design
They can also provide quite a lot of fun if you take their clothes off.
Men are also indispensable as they seem far more amenable to 4-hour long conversations about the merits of some long-forgotten and obscure album, or the production of some classic or other. Since I am, at heart, a socially inept music geek, and form my most meaningful bonds with other human beings through music, this is a very welcome feature of their design
They can also provide quite a lot of fun if you take their clothes off.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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i'm sure you had a splendid view my dear! that's the way!
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
@ Izzy...my sincerest apologies, sir!
@Boudicca(hope I spelled that correctly!)...I agree that men can be alot of fun! I wouldn't trade mine for anything in the world...not even a new Sisters release! Actually, I prefer them as friends also. Less catty & all that. As for them being designed to like music, that's very true. Half my conversations with guys start out with music as the subject and the other half with sports. Suits me just fine!
@Si...forgive my cluelessness but what the hell is an "otter pocket"?
@Boudicca(hope I spelled that correctly!)...I agree that men can be alot of fun! I wouldn't trade mine for anything in the world...not even a new Sisters release! Actually, I prefer them as friends also. Less catty & all that. As for them being designed to like music, that's very true. Half my conversations with guys start out with music as the subject and the other half with sports. Suits me just fine!
@Si...forgive my cluelessness but what the hell is an "otter pocket"?