Why did God create Women................?

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................'cause Beer can't cook chips :innocent:

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...to wish johnny boy a happy birthday, surely? ;D :lol:
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scotty wrote:................'cause Beer can't cook chips :innocent:

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And neither can sheep :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:
scotty wrote:................'cause Beer can't cook chips :innocent:

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And neither can sheep :lol:
Mine cooks a mean Irish Stew, I have to say...

Maybe the wrong brand of sheep?

Take the ones that go baa a lot and taste slightly of wet wool.

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[quote="Izzy HaveMercyTake the ones that...taste slightly of wet wool.[/quote]

That's where I've been going wrong - I only know brazillian sheep.
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scotty wrote:................'cause Beer can't cook chips :innocent:
... and it would surely hurt to put the flesh flute into that beer can, wouldn't it? :P
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:
scotty wrote:................'cause Beer can't cook chips :innocent:
... and it would surely hurt to put the flesh flute into that beer can, wouldn't it? :P
No it doesn't
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canon docre wrote:
scotty wrote:................'cause Beer can't cook chips :innocent:
... and it would surely hurt to put the flesh flute into that beer can, wouldn't it? :P
No it doesn't
Surely no problem for you, Gollum.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:
Gollum's Cock wrote:
canon docre wrote: ... and it would surely hurt to put the flesh flute into that beer can, wouldn't it? :P
No it doesn't
Surely no problem for you, Gollum.
I was 'nt in an "excited" state. More marshmallowy. :roll:
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....to keep men in line... :innocent:
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1)Because He knew men would be too embarrassed/stupid/macho/fill in your own adjective to ask for directions!

2)Men are really wimps when it comes to pain & would never make it through childbirth. Hell, half of them get sick just watching it! :roll:
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psycho~feminism ? :roll:
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To look after our lighters.
They will always ALL be in the handbag.
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Is that similar to arrogant misoganyism? :lol:
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msm67 wrote:Is that similar to arrogant misoganyism? :lol:
Possibly, but at least I know where MY lighter is. ;D
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@Pista...you've never seen the inside of my handbag! trust me, you don't want it in there unless you can wait 20 minutes to light up. I always make the other half carry them.
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