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Just in case you didn't already know:~ Satnavs record where you've been and store it for the future delectation of all and sundry including Mr Plod ... So if you have a mobile 'phone with you and drive around with a Satnav, they'll know where you are and where you've been for every moment of your life ... If you're not bothered about this then fine ... If you are: lob the Satnav, and only have the mobile with you for emergencies ... If you are going about your private personal business, then do so on foot, bus, train, boat, or on a bicycle (or, if absolutely necessary, in a car or on a motorcycle - but take a map, not a Satnav) - without your mobile thingy too. Then you can safely see 'A man/woman about a dog' and return home safely with no-one the wiser - assuming that you haven't been photographed or followed of course ...

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Paranoid? You? :lol:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Paranoid? You? :lol:
:eek: Not really, if someone wants to watch me and/or steal my identity then they are welcome to it! - I could do with a fresh start ...
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Some of you might value your privacy and freedom though - Perhaps?

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you are so late, i knew that when I get my first mobile phone.
how do you think police working to get info, via pc and phone, even gps now, innit
be careful man, they following you right now, look by the window, you see the guy over there, well ;D

he watching you :innocent:
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sisterstekland wrote:you are so late, i knew that when I get my first mobile phone.
how do you think police working to get info, via pc and phone, even gps now, innit
be careful man, they following you right now, look by the window, you see the guy over there, well ;D

he watching you :innocent:
Good views all around where I live, so nowhere for 'they/them' to hide - I don't have a Mobile or a Satnav, never had, never will have ... I was only thinking of you lot ... I did say that some of you might not have known this - If you do/did, then good for you, but why not share something with us that we didn't know rather than the other, eh? ... Phew. Mutual Convenience - Pretty Please?

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..because some people don't spend their lives worrying about things like this when there are bigger issues in their lives? Image

Maybe? :)
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Hom_Corleone wrote:..because some people don't spend their lives worrying about things like this when there are bigger issues in their lives? Image

Maybe? :)
Aye - 'Horses for Courses', so fair enough ... :innocent:
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If "they" really are following you around, you may as well have some fun with it! Stop by your local tranny support group meeting a few times, take in a drag show, go to a club that plays truly horrible music, etc. Sooner or later they'll be more than willing to leave you alone!
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Don't forget to wear your tin foil hat AT ALL times :lol: :roll:
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Thing is, if you want to leave a trail then it's not that hard to do so..

The number of times I've heard of people being caught out for using public transport alone is ridiculous.. The British Transport Police have a habit of helping with ticket checks on the tube in order to catch a few more illegals/those in possession of things they shouldn't be...

As said above, if you're going to do something illicit, do it by bike.. I've not once been stopped when I've been 'arrestable' you could say, yet I've been pulled up for jumping the pavement to do a left on a no left corner.. :)
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msm67 wrote:If "they" really are following you around, you may as well have some fun with it! Stop by your local tranny support group meeting a few times, take in a drag show, go to a club that plays truly horrible music, etc. Sooner or later they'll be more than willing to leave you alone!
This is an excellent idea, so thank ye kindly! - I'm not sure I could bear the assault to my senses, but when/if I'm feeling brave I might try it!
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Doktor Gott wrote:Thing is, if you want to leave a trail then it's not that hard to do so..

The number of times I've heard of people being caught out for using public transport alone is ridiculous.. The British Transport Police have a habit of helping with ticket checks on the tube in order to catch a few more illegals/those in possession of things they shouldn't be...

As said above, if you're going to do something illicit, do it by bike.. I've not once been stopped when I've been 'arrestable' you could say, yet I've been pulled up for jumping the pavement to do a left on a no left corner.. :)
Another good tip, which certainly makes a lot of sense, only that where I live there are a lot of hills and the standard of driving is so bad that I'd more than likely be killed before I succeeded on my 'm*****n' ... I'll try to get the bike out more though - I assume you mean bicycle not motorcycle? I have both, equally fun and useful in their own 'field' so to speak ... Perhaps a large Hunter (horse) is the only foolproof answer, trouble is they are expensive and one has to be a good rider ... Any HLers fit this latter category?
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Dodges Unlimited Inc. wrote:
I could do with a fresh start ...
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Didn´t you have one of those L8ly :wink:
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Dodges Unlimited Inc. wrote:
Perhaps a large Hunter (horse) is the only foolproof answer, trouble is they are expensive and one has to be a good rider ... Any HLers fit this latter category?
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Debaser wrote:
Dodges Unlimited Inc. wrote:
Perhaps a large Hunter (horse) is the only foolproof answer, trouble is they are expensive and one has to be a good rider ... Any HLers fit this latter category?
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Buy one and I could brush it and pat it for you - I am trained and everyfink
A generous offer indeed, so thank ye kindly! - Methinks I'd have to control and ride it first, otherwise ... Also, I'm pretty certain you don't live anywhere near Horrorfordshire, eh? Could be fun at Demo time though, then the 'mounted' Plod would have some serious competition, eh?

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Dodges Unlimited Inc. wrote:
- Methinks I'd have to control and ride it first,
And I'm trained in that too - I have badges and susstificates ;)

Also, I'm pretty certain you don't live anywhere near Horrorfordshire, eh? Could be fun at Demo time though, then the 'mounted' Plod would have some serious competition, eh?

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Dodges...why not be really brave and just go out in drag yourself? :D Just bring a spare set of clothes so you can change before going back in the house. It confuses the s**t out of "them" when a woman exits and a man re-enters. A shot of whiskey & a valium should give you the needed courage! :lol:
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Never seen the need for a satnav, I'm perfectly capable of working out a route by using a map (and compass if on foot or horse) or by asking for directions.
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we watch Big Brother, so?

Direct gang action never failed to bring victory for me and me little Sis and tears for our big brother:lol:

The Police are anyone's performing monkeys whether your BoJo the Mayor or you just happen upon a crowd of them in the street. They're always ready to amuse with a demonstration of ineptitude, ridiculousness or general hypocrisy. keep it entertaining :kiss:
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Syberberg wrote:Never seen the need for a satnav, I'm perfectly capable of working out a route by using a map (and compass if on foot or horse) or by asking for directions.
:) Way to go! :wink:
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darkparticle wrote:we watch Big Brother, so?

Direct gang action never failed to bring victory for me and me little Sis and tears for our big brother:lol:

The Police are anyone's performing monkeys whether your BoJo the Mayor or you just happen upon a crowd of them in the street. They're always ready to amuse with a demonstration of ineptitude, ridiculousness or general hypocrisy. keep it entertaining :kiss:
:eek: This is the wisest thing I've heard in a very long time so:~
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:innocent: I can now rest easy, knowing you are out there DP! :wink:
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Dodges Unlimited Inc. wrote:I assume you mean bicycle not motorcycle? I

Exactement....

I'm still determined to get the CIty of London bike police to give me a chase some time... Figure that I've got a pretty good chance as it stands.. only over half a mile though, any more and I'm royally f*cked... the joy of having a downhill gear only on a single speed biek...
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