OK Ladies...WHY Did God Create Men.....

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Always thought God was created by men. They did write the Bible, right?
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Francis wrote:A more pertinent question is: why did women create god?
Who?

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msm67 wrote:forgive my cluelessness but what the hell is an "otter pocket"? :D
the opposite of a "wizard sleeve"
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James Blast wrote:
msm67 wrote:forgive my cluelessness but what the hell is an "otter pocket"? :D
the opposite of a "wizard sleeve"
:lol:
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wizard sleeve? otter pocket? getting more clueless by the second! lol!
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why god create men?
....mmmm....
to give women an italian stallion to ride
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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psichonaut wrote:why god create men?
....mmmm....
to give women an italian stallion to ride
:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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it's gone...
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s'ok, I will remove it in an hour ;D
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hmmm...so a couple of you guys are saying it's true about Italian men?? I'll have to see if any of the girls I know can back that up! Or any on here? :lol:
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Erm...I've had an Italian-American, but I dunno whether that qualifies... ;) :lol: :oops: :innocent:
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Counts in my book! After all, isn't it all in the genes? Question is, was he an Italian stallion or a Tony the little pony? :lol:

And, no, you don't need to answer that if you don't want to! Really just joking around a bit!! :D
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Francis wrote:A more pertinent question is: why did women create god?
To prove that perfection is an abstract and subjective concept and, therefore, doesn't exist.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I think.
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msm67 wrote:Counts in my book! After all, isn't it all in the genes? Question is, was he an Italian stallion or a Tony the little pony? :lol:

And, no, you don't need to answer that if you don't want to! Really just joking around a bit!! :D
Well, he's smaller in stature than I am (as most men are :| :roll:), and very slight of frame, so...take a wild guess. ;) :oops:


Believe it or not, his name *is* Tony. :lol:
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psichonaut wrote:why god create men?
....mmmm....
to give women an italian stallion to ride
Weird - I've found that women exhibit a preference for Hondas and Kwakas rather than Ducatis.
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...hang on...god didn't make us at all!
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Syberberg wrote:
Francis wrote:A more pertinent question is: why did women create god?
To prove that perfection is an abstract and subjective concept and, therefore, doesn't exist.
Something of which we're constantly reminded...
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MadameButterfly wrote:...hang on...god didn't make us at all!
Burn her! :twisted: :lol:
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@ Sinnie: NO it doesn't qualifies :innocent:
@ msm67: maybe little Giara-horses but they run as much as great quality horses (google "Giara di Gesturi") ;D
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boudicca wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:...hang on...god didn't make us at all!
Burn her! :twisted: :lol:
Probably not the first time either! :twisted: Oh well just eat me up then all crisp and tasty! :lol:
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are you like scratchins' but without the hair?
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Mr. Blast, I know and you know you would eat me so full stop.
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mmmmm....


nah.....

<---- check that avatar, Bitch! 8) :lol:
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well sir you my pass on me burnt bits but they are quite fine i tell thee..

what you want to tell me about Belgium I don't know hey?
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Bartek wrote:to feel woman better, always.
Amen! Brother!!!
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;D ;D awww... c'mon.... I haven't displayed the girls for ages ;D ;D

:| :| I really wouldnae ken whaur tae stairt :| :|
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