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I went to a party last night.. the guy whose house it was gave me a tenner last week to buy alcohol. I spent £7 on cheap Sainsburys Basics vodka and a Sainsburys Basics Beef And Tomato Noodle Snack (cheap Pot Noodle.. I wonder where it went).
I drank a bit of it, nobody else touched it, the guy never asked for change, and told us to take the vodka because his family don't drink it.
I left with £3 extra, as well as 1.5 bottles of vodka (someone left theirs too). Roll on next party.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
I want royalties from these waffle munching, chocolate supping, stuck in 'mittle Europe' baisturts!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
I got a couple of bottles from my wee mate at work as a going away pressie, just home from doing a bit of overtime and decided to open one tonight , cheers
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
I got a couple of bottles from my wee mate at work as a going away pressie, just home from doing a bit of overtime and decided to open one tonight , cheers
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Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"