What does she mean?A lap-dancing club which caused an outcry when it opened three weeks ago has been destroyed by fire.
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The club had outraged residents. Mum Lorna Gaston said she was horrified to hear it had a private booth where men were tied down to watch naked dancers perform. She said: "People can go to Brighton for that sort of thing!"
People can go to Brighton for that sort of thing
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I guess she's "speaking as a mother"lazarus corporation wrote:A news item in various newspapers this morning:
What does she mean?A lap-dancing club which caused an outcry when it opened three weeks ago has been destroyed by fire.
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The club had outraged residents. Mum Lorna Gaston said she was horrified to hear it had a private booth where men were tied down to watch naked dancers perform. She said: "People can go to Brighton for that sort of thing!"
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Reminds me of the Royle Family when the Gran is talking about a grandson of her friend....'He went to Brighton for the weekend and came back a gay.'
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Keep your back to the wall in Kemptown?lazarus corporation wrote:A lap-dancing club which caused an outcry when it opened three weeks ago has been destroyed by fire.
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The club had outraged residents. Mum Lorna Gaston said she was horrified to hear it had a private booth where men were tied down to watch naked dancers perform. She said: "People can go to Brighton for that sort of thing!"
What does she mean?
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The police are investigating where in Brighton people can go to be tied up to watch naked dancers? Now, that's real community policing - will they be posting the locations on the notice board outside the police station?The Daily Mirror wrote:Mum Lorna Gaston said she was horrified to hear it had a private booth where men were tied down to watch naked dancers perform. She said: "People can go to Brighton for that sort of thing."
Police are investigating.
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I don't know Paul, you tell uslazarus corporation wrote:A news item in various newspapers this morning:
What does she mean?A lap-dancing club which caused an outcry when it opened three weeks ago has been destroyed by fire.
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The club had outraged residents. Mum Lorna Gaston said she was horrified to hear it had a private booth where men were tied down to watch naked dancers perform. She said: "People can go to Brighton for that sort of thing!"
(Tied up by ladyboys perchance? )
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I wasn't aware Brighton was supposed to be the kinky capital of England.
If it is, that's a depressing reality. Apologies, Laz, but I'm sure you'd agree...
If it is, that's a depressing reality. Apologies, Laz, but I'm sure you'd agree...