Best striptease song?

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There's a song that definitely makes me dance... wildly. No strip, though.
It's PJ Harvey's "Meet Ze Monsta". :P
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Nancy_78 wrote:Yes it really is! :D I was only joking with you about my choices.
You little tease.
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dead inside wrote:
khepri II wrote:
dead inside wrote: 2 words: how much?

straight trade for my copy of Prince's Cream :innocent: :roll: ;D
You're insulting me. I don't strip for cds. Only for money. :von:
i though the made a proposal to swap the videos: you and "Pink Panther's theme" - he and "Cream" :innocent:
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pikkrong wrote:
i though the made a proposal to swap the videos: you and "Pink Panther's theme" - he and "Cream" :innocent:
Sorry, i don't get it. I mean it.
How much money is involved?

Oh, you mean...

You're insulting me. I don't strip for videos. Only for money. :von:
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mmmh to strip....

I think to throwing my clothes away while me and my body celebrate a rythm ritual I would like the songs "You Can Leave Your Hat On" or "Hot Stuff"....

Or for wilder actions "Flashdance...What a Feeling" ehehehe... Olé!!
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Did who ever mentioned "Fix"? :P

female Von's voice is kinda sensual :von: and sleazy enough to....... :innocent:
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The chase is better than the catch or love me like a reptile by Motorhead.

Of Sisters songs I would say the slow version of Body Electric has the right groove.

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Strip tease hu?
Well, it kind of depends on the person no?
With or without vocals?
Fast or paced?
Sensuous or animalistic?

These are all enough to make people lose a lot of time over

Actually, when it comes to stripping i think it matters most the melody and the rythm of the music. Words aren't really relevant when it comes to this. And if you want some music with someone singing, again, i think it matter most the voice of the singer, whether a man or a woman, than the actual words.

Anyway, i think Carcass would work really well :urff:
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In case noone noticed i was joking about Carcass. It obviously isn't a good choice when it comes to strip tease, Pantera is the way to go
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In case noone noticed i was joking about Pantera. It obviously isn't a good choice when it comes to strip tease.

And this isn't me trying to raise my post count.
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zigeunerweisen wrote:And this isn't me trying to raise my post count.
and this isn't me trying to raise mine either :innocent:
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dead inside wrote:
pikkrong wrote:
i though the made a proposal to swap the videos: you and "Pink Panther's theme" - he and "Cream" :innocent:
Sorry, i don't get it. I mean it.
How much money is involved?

Oh, you mean...

You're insulting me. I don't strip for videos. Only for money. :von:

what about equipment, like say a webcam from xmas :roll: :innocent:

anyone for a HL lap dance club ;D
Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
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khepri II wrote:
dead inside wrote:
pikkrong wrote:
i though the made a proposal to swap the videos: you and "Pink Panther's theme" - he and "Cream" :innocent:
Sorry, i don't get it. I mean it.
How much money is involved?

Oh, you mean...

You're insulting me. I don't strip for videos. Only for money. :von:

what about equipment, like say a webcam from xmas :roll: :innocent:

anyone for a HL lap dance club ;D
So long as the moneys right ...........LMAO
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We now cut to Alan's recurring daydream fantasy in which he dances on the stage of a seedy nightclub in a leather thong and Pringle sweater. The camera rests briefly on a picture of Roger Moore on the wall.
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I've always thought the "party boy" tune from the Jackass series was excellent.
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what about Sid Vicious "I Did It My Way"?
or do you prefer "Carmina Burana" by Orff?
anything by Wagner?
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"Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" or do you think any other Monty Python song suites more?
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dead inside wrote:
pikkrong wrote:
i though the made a proposal to swap the videos: you and "Pink Panther's theme" - he and "Cream" :innocent:
Sorry, i don't get it. I mean it.
How much money is involved?

Oh, you mean...

You're insulting me. I don't strip for videos. Only for money. :von:
Oh, I finally got it. Swap my strip video for his strip video?!
I'm sorry. It's too unbelievable to understand right away.
Wy on Earth would I be interested... Ok, you get the point.

Again, no thanks, I'll take cash. :von:
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The Pink Room - Fire Walk With Me OST (lynchfanatic knows what I mean :D )
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snubnoseuk wrote:
Nancy_78 wrote:Yes it really is! :D I was only joking with you about my choices.
You little tease.
:D :D :D
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Big Si wrote:The Pink Room - Fire Walk With Me OST (lynchfanatic knows what I mean :D )
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

And I forgot that one... How could that happen?

I dont get OST though :oops:
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Lynchfanatic wrote:
Big Si wrote:The Pink Room - Fire Walk With Me OST (lynchfanatic knows what I mean :D )
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

And I forgot that one... How could that happen?

I dont get OST though :oops:
I've got it and it's sublime! 8) :D (OST - Original Soundtrack!)
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Big Si wrote:
Lynchfanatic wrote:
Big Si wrote:The Pink Room - Fire Walk With Me OST (lynchfanatic knows what I mean :D )
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

And I forgot that one... How could that happen?

I dont get OST though :oops:
I've got it and it's sublime! 8) :D (OST - Original Soundtrack!)
I have most of the songs on mp3, Including that one.. :notworthy:

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Fork boy by LARD..... if you are in a real hurry to get to the SEX :)

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