gotta love that cgi

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another perfectly valid use for computer-enhanced imagery

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/07/28 ... _interest/

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Film fans are reeling from the latest Sienna Miller outrage, as studio sources reveal that technical wizardry is bestowing upon the actress a CGI-merkin
and
While we admire the emergence of yet another ingenious use of ever-improving CGI, we can't help but think:

Christian 'Batman' Bale: Starved himself to the tune of 63lbs (28.64kg or 6.48 jubs) for his role as a paranoid insomniac in The Machinist.

Hilary Swank: Lived for a month as a man, complete with boob-suppressing bandages and strategically-placed socks, in preparation for the role of Brandon Teena in Boys Don't Cry.

Sienna Miller: Couldn't even be arsed to bypass the waxer for a few weeks and grow a bit of a knicker-wig. For shame.
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Is there an Oscar for Most Pointless Use of the Special Effects Budget?

Sure there'll be a Director's Cut - pun intended - worth watching. Or what about the DVD extras? So to speak? :wink:
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What a fanny
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I do favour the more hirsute minge
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James Blast wrote:I do favour the more hirsute minge
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*Vomits*

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well it wasn't my intention to illicit such a reaction, but it made me smile nonetheless, horses fer courses, innit, or beavers in this case :lol:
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ye dae ken how tae bend, daen't ye T.M.I.thy? ;D



I won't say "next" this time, take it as a caution :| :lol:
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You know fule wel I don't! :P
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my patio awaits... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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James Blast wrote:ye dae ken how tae bend, daen't ye T.M.I.thy? ;D



I won't say "next" this time, take it as a caution :| :lol:
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