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PostPost #1  Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:03 pm    Post subject: gotta love that cgi Reply with quote Back to top

another perfectly valid use for computer-enhanced imagery

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/07/28/in_the_pubic_interest/

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Film fans are reeling from the latest Sienna Miller outrage, as studio sources reveal that technical wizardry is bestowing upon the actress a CGI-merkin


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While we admire the emergence of yet another ingenious use of ever-improving CGI, we can't help but think:

Christian 'Batman' Bale: Starved himself to the tune of 63lbs (28.64kg or 6.48 jubs) for his role as a paranoid insomniac in The Machinist.

Hilary Swank: Lived for a month as a man, complete with boob-suppressing bandages and strategically-placed socks, in preparation for the role of Brandon Teena in Boys Don't Cry.

Sienna Miller: Couldn't even be arsed to bypass the waxer for a few weeks and grow a bit of a knicker-wig. For shame.


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PostPost #2  Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Is there an Oscar for Most Pointless Use of the Special Effects Budget?

Sure there'll be a Director's Cut - pun intended - worth watching. Or what about the DVD extras? So to speak? Wink
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PostPost #3  Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

What a fanny
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PostPost #4  Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I do favour the more hirsute minge
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PostPost #5  Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

James Blast wrote:
I do favour the more hirsute minge


Surprised

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PostPost #6  Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

well it wasn't my intention to illicit such a reaction, but it made me smile nonetheless, horses fer courses, innit, or beavers in this case Laughing
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PostPost #7  Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top


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PostPost #8  Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

ye dae ken how tae bend, daen't ye T.M.I.thy? Mr. Green



I won't say "next" this time, take it as a caution Neutral Laughing
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PostPost #9  Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

You know fule wel I don't! Razz
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PostPost #10  Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

my patio awaits... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPost #11  Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

James Blast wrote:
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I won't say "next" this time, take it as a caution Neutral Laughing


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