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MadameButterfly
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yes hot hot hot....here in Holland.

but i'm not complaining! it's amazing and it's going to get warmer too...
...27 degrees and getting warmer...

the Dutch people do complain though, lots of them, but it's that humid heat so i can understand why!

i just don't have a problem with it at all....

let the heat waves begin! :D
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about 35°C here on this fuckin' rock...imagine what happens working out i the sun at 13:00 o'clock
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It's half twelve at night, I've only got a shirt on and I'm still BOILING . I don't mind if it's sunny but I can't be doing with heat >.<
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Stuffy last night, even in the People's Republic...slept on top of the quilt!

Everyone knows the British complain about the weather, but it's more an objection to the fact that we only ever get extremes! :|
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It's 40 degrees outside my flat at the moment.

Too... bloody... hot... :urff:
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Omega, somebody send an Ark! :eek:

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Nic wrote:It's 40 degrees outside my flat at the moment.

Too... bloody... hot... :urff:
... :eek: in Sweden? :eek:
then i have nothing to complain ;D
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psichonaut wrote:
Nic wrote:It's 40 degrees outside my flat at the moment.

Too... bloody... hot... :urff:
... :eek: in Sweden? :eek:
then i have nothing to complain ;D
Yeah believe it or not.

And I haven't seen a polar bear for weeks! :wink:
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TOO
HOT.

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Humid and disgusting, here. :urff:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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timsinister wrote:..slept on top of the quilt!
That's got to be a sign of the End Times, surely - I can see the headlines now:
Your Soaraway Sun wrote:MAN SLEEPS ON TOP OF QUILT. "We're all doomed," say scientists at Britain's top boffinry, Oxford University, following news that it was so hot last night that a man slept on top of his quilt. Phew, wot a scorcha! See Page 7 for more details. PLUS 10 ways to save your family from being burned to a crisp.
Meanwhile, over at The Thunderer, cooler heads are prevailing.
The Times wrote:Scientists are expressing concern over reports that a northern person may not have slept under the continental duvet last night, but rather on top of it, claiming that it was "too stuffy" to do otherwise. However, the Royal Meteorological Office has issued assurances that the current spell of abnormally warm weather is nothing to be concerned about.
Teh Grauniad reported the story in its own inimical fashion.
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timsinister wrote:Stuffy last night, even in the People's Republic...slept on top of the quilt!
That's so American of you, Tim! :eek:

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Look you mad colonial eejits, what are you gibbering about? It's usually commonplace to have to hibernate in the sub-arctic conditions that prevail in the People's Republic!

Take your sarcasm and shove off back to your constantly-crispy continent!

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It's not sarcasm, toots. I HATE the heat and humidity here, ffs! :evil: :|
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...and he's only an ersatz Colonial (*points to the Bastardly Evil one*)... :P
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timsinister wrote:Stuffy last night, even in the People's Republic...slept on top of the quilt!

Everyone knows the British complain about the weather, but it's more an objection to the fact that we only ever get extremes! :|
There are four kinds of weather in Britain:

Too hot
Too cold
Too wet
Too dry

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SINsister wrote:...and he's only an ersatz Colonial (*points to the Bastardly Evil one*)... :P
Yes, but I'm bona fide-dly mad :P
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Wettest day ever yesterday: http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/bre ... aking4.htm
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markfiend wrote:
timsinister wrote:Stuffy last night, even in the People's Republic...slept on top of the quilt!

Everyone knows the British complain about the weather, but it's more an objection to the fact that we only ever get extremes! :|
There are four kinds of weather in Britain:

Too hot
Too cold
Too wet
Too dry

;)
oh, and too hot and too wet at the same time! that's what summer seems to be now - horrid!
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@ Marky
move to Sardinia for at least two years....and you wll sigh for british weather
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Here comes the rain again. :( :( :( :( :(

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/bre ... aking3.htm

At this rate I'll be wearing a snorkeling outfit to work. :evil:
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Good weather all weekend here, even met up with Mr Clone on Saturday for a few beers in the sun.
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hallucienate wrote:Good weather all weekend here, even met up with Mr Clone on Saturday for a few beers in the sun.
Did he give you my hugs?!
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MadameButterfly wrote:
hallucienate wrote:Good weather all weekend here, even met up with Mr Clone on Saturday for a few beers in the sun.
Did he give you my hugs?!
I knew something was missing from the afternoon.
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