Horse tests positive for drugs!

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Don't know whether to laugh at this or be shocked. I think I'll laugh, loudly...

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/21082008/ ... drugs.html
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I knew there'd be trouble when I read reports of our four legged chums running riot in China, you can't party hard and then jump around with a twit half way up yer back...
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capsaicin? That's the stuff in peppers that makes them hot...
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markfiend wrote:capsaicin? That's the stuff in peppers that makes them hot...
Yeap, they serv'em a bowl of chili con carne before the run and they're doped... tsk.

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I thought this thread was about Amy Winehouse.
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Nay, it's not. ;D
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Surely if the horse goes out and gets high then it's the one that should be suspended, not the rider!

On the other hand, if it's made of bronze, surely drugs wouldn't affect it anyway. And it probably shouldn't be allowed to compete against flesh and blood animals. Maybe it could be in a separate competition with the Little Wooden Horse, the jade dragon and K9.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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