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Aaaaarrrrr today be that day, ye scurvy dawgs!
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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indeed.
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:eek: Et tu, Brute?
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Beim Klabauter! Wo üs der Käpp'n, der krumme Hund, wou nach Schottland fohrn wollde? Ick wüll dem watt!
Den süll der Deibel kreign!
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Land lubbers the lotta ya ahaaaaarrrrr.

Now get scrubbin those decks or I'll have yer hauled up the yarrrrrd arrrrrm.

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I was so under the impression this was a topic about the antivirus prog, but lucky me, LAND HO!! Here be monsters!
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AHOY!

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Yarr, ye'll walk the plank fer that, Rob-lad.
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Yar, it be a fine day for hoistin' me Jolly Roger, going below decks to fire me cannons, gettin' tha seamen on the poop deck, and sex.
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My phone reminder told me it was "dress" like a pirate day.

You can imagine what a berk I feel today.

:oops: :lol: :lol:
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not if you worked where I do Steve, having the Performing Arts section share the same office space with you can be a mighty fine thing on a day like today, aaaaarrrrr! :D

Jolly Rodgers galore, eyepatches ahoy!
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markfiend wrote:Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
se.

Sorry - thought it was Talk Like Bob Fleming day... :roll:
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@James.
It's tough to type with a hook for a hand though.
Maybe I went a bit OTT
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I like a man in a big flouncy shirt and leather trousers :innocent:
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no printed leopard pants then?
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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that's me that likes those
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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boudicca wrote:I like a man in a big flouncy shirt and leather trousers :innocent:
I'll dig out the pics of me at my brother's wedding for you then.
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You do that :wink:
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I will.
& shiver me timbers etc. etc.

:innocent:
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emilystrange wrote:that's me that likes those
do we start with a
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serenade? ;D [/list]
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Just a thought, but should we not change the forum to "me hearty land" for the day.
:lol: :lol:
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Very good. P-(

(Can't work out how to put a pirate smiley on here.)
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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Pista wrote:Just a thought, but should we not change the forum to "me hearty land" for the day.
:lol: :lol:
it seems far more better "Maial-heartland" ;D
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Arrrrrrrrrrrse! I ferrrgot about this bleedin' day, I did...so it looks as though I'll be walkin' the bloody plank! Shiver me timbers, there'll be no pillagin' or plunderin' for the likes o' me! :(
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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my office was just fantastic today, people were answering the phone thus: "Aaaaar! This be Larnin' n' Leezyoor, belay! Hi it's George, can I help you" :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

how cool is my new place? 8)
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