For the Belgians: the ballad of Johny.

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Izzy HaveMercy
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I just received this by email, took me back 20 years or so to my student time! :lol:


THE BALLAD OF JOHNNY.


Johny saw es proimen hanging

Oh! As chickeneggs so groat

It seemed that Johny would go plucking

While his father 'thim forboad.

He thinks: as I will be very clever

Then my father sees it not

On this tree so full of prumkes

He will not have it in the mot.

So Johny clautered in the prumetree

Stack his pockets full of fruit

But he mistrapped on a tackske

And fell down, flack on his snoot.

All the prumes were spice now

And the spice ran out of his brook

It dripped softly in his couses

Johny did not darf to look.

And again he was not lucky

Cause his father came there on

And he gave him such a ramling

He could fourteen days not gone.

That is how end the silly story

Of little John, the proimenthief

Even, with a lot of goesting

He did it nevermore upnief.



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