The HL Clock

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Is it me or is it 12 minutes fast? :?

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hmm, so its is! :o
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i've opened a ticket with the hosting company.

very odd :!:
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Quiff Boy wrote:hmm, so its is! :o
Thank God for that, I thought I couldn't tell the time! :lol:
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still wrong innit?

:innocent:
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Queue the backwards walking midgets...
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it's all ok, annie...
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sorted now :)
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It had been like that for a while at least. I kinda liked it, time on HL not being the same as time everywhere else...
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markfiend wrote:It had been like that for a while at least. I kinda liked it, time on HL not being the same as time everywhere else...
Right here it is always 1985....
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I remember the time that HL lived in the 1970s ;D

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Douglas Adams wrote:Time is an illusion.
Especially lunchtime.
So why bother?
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I thought it was "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so" :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:I thought it was "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so" :innocent:
It is. :wink: I had the badge.
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Hehe. Followed by Arthur telling Ford "Very deep. You should send that into the Readers' Digest, they've got a page for people like you." IIRC :lol:
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Pista wrote:Image

still wrong innit?

:innocent:
I make it 13.03 here

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markfiend wrote:I thought it was "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so" :innocent:
It is. :wink: I had the badge.
I had to translate it back to engrish. I read it in german, some 20 years ago. :|
I am ashamed of my failure and beg forgiveness. :oops: :(
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Ah well, that explains it. ;D

<tangent>why do I have an almost photographic memory for minutiae like this, but I can barely remember what I had for breakfast today? :| </tangent>
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markfiend wrote: <tangent>why do I have an almost photographic memory for minutiae like this, but I can barely remember what I had for breakfast today? :| </tangent>
result of long term drug abuse?

The HL clock has never been right anyway....the hours are also wrong taking me back to my immediate past....but I'm used to it already.
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MadameButterfly wrote:result of long term drug abuse?
:evil: :lol: :P
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markfiend wrote: <tangent>why do I have an almost photographic memory for minutiae like this, but I can barely remember what I had for breakfast today? :| </tangent>
Because during our lives we only remember the important things! :D
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Aha! You may be onto something there.

There are few things more important that Douglas Adams humour. ;)
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markfiend wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:result of long term drug abuse?
:evil: :lol: :P
:twisted: :kiss: ;D
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markfiend wrote:Aha! You may be onto something there.

There are few things more important that Douglas Adams humour. ;)
Hear, hear!
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I read the books two or three times, and it *never* got boring. All the cross-references in the books are simply outstanding.
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