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try the depilsoap too....you girlies!!!! :twisted:
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psichonaut wrote:try the depilsoap too....you girlies!!!! :twisted:
Yupp! :twisted:
MEN take that for peeling:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:..and how is the Imperialis? Should I try it next time? :|
Doesn't smell quite as nice, and is a rather nasty shade of pink (think blackberry or cherry yoghurt) but it certainly does the trick. :)
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Bavaria has published a calendar to inspire young men to become farmers.
This is not *all* work-safe! ;D
I'll have January, April and September in sheets on a haystack, please.
Or would you prefer sheep?

Edit: Blimey! I forgot my hayfever. I hope they do home deliveries?
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eotunun wrote:Bavaria has published a calendar to inspire young men to become farmers.
Krivvins!! :eek:

Schon guten Tag, Fraulein - willst-D' tumble in den hayloft mit mir?

I should send this to the Young Farmers Association - I'm sure there would be some significant interest, although a calendar featuring the broad of thigh and muscular of calf farming lasses of Mona's Isle might have a negative impact on the chaps wanting to till the soil! :lol:
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James Blast wrote:and speaking as feminists, would you like to 'protect' Felicity Kendal?
Yes please - yum yum! :twisted:

But only if she brings Isla St.Clair with her (had the biggest crush on her when I was a nipper).
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Looks like the twelve needles in a haystack, Jüms :|

Now, for the real men among us (James! Si! Pay attention!), this calendar, please! :D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Looks like the twelve needles in a haystack, Jüms :|
FACT!
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Now, for the real men among us (James! Si! Pay attention!), this calendar, please! :D
I've just cum

and while I'm 'basking in the aftermath' that Kraut Kalandür hud some reet dodgey lookin' talent, a couple even had none! :eek:
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James Blast wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Looks like the twelve needles in a haystack, Jüms :|
FACT!
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Now, for the real men among us (James! Si! Pay attention!), this calendar, please! :D
I've just cum

and while I'm 'basking in the aftermath' that Kraut Kalandür hud some reet dodgey lookin' talent, a couple even had none! :eek:
A little too much meat on the bone (chest excluded) for my tastes. But we do need a new cook for the kitchen. Molly's gone n' blawn the Micro again :roll: :wink: :innocent:

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Looks like the twelve needles in a haystack, Jüms :|
IZ.
With them as needles, I'll gladly be a junkie ;D
It's just a nice dream-Good looking, down to earth lasses..
In reality I guess many farmers rather are in danger of accidently connecting their wifes to the melking machine. Like EB said.
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A teaser... now tell me this lady is not bloody gorgeous ;D

We don't need no skinny wimmin! Ah...I'm so glad with me wife ;D :notworthy:

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yes she is really gorgeous, IZ
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Simon, I want to eat her pants! :D

Woah-tta Babe! :D :D

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The latest chappie is extremely robust. Struggles and burnt chips have been recorded, semi defrosed M&S Cannelloni too...
but we live, breathe and "skran are up" like, La. :D
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote: We don't need no skinny wimmin! Ah...I'm so glad with me wife ;D :notworthy:

IZ.
Oh yes, great shot of Lady Izberg!
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

But mainly I think that what we love is beauty to us rather than that what we love is beauty. :wink:
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For the record, that last picture was not MizzIZ ;D

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Whoopsy.. And here was I thinking how much different hairstyles change the face of a person.. :oops:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:We don't need no skinny wimmin!
Oh, but you do... :innocent: :wink: :P

*squeezes back out through a crack in the urinal wall before being overwhelmed by man-fumes* :twisted:
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You're an exception to the rule hon, but only because you look like a Weegie Elf and you don The Hat ;D

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correction. she is ONE exception to the rule. our bottoms are perfectly pinchable. which was not an invitation.
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I only let you pinch my bum, Ems ;D :wink:


:lol:

(well, maybe there's someone else I'd permit, but he'd have to ask *very* nicely...)
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it's an honour, of course
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'T would seem to me the cracks round here are an enjoyable place to stay, hm? Do we happen to be in Cricklewood?
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James Blast wrote:Simon, I want to eat her pants! :D
before she wash it? :twisted:
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psichonaut wrote:
James Blast wrote:Simon, I want to eat her pants! :D
before she wash it? :twisted:
I think I remember James likes his dishes rich and well spiced, so.. :innocent:
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