Russell Brand / Jonathan Ross / Andrew Sachs
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markfiend
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So, this whole situation, anyone have any thoughts?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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emilystrange
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my friend knows georgina...
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markfiend
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She did sleep with Russell Brand and has now sold her story* to the News Of The World.
* I merely point this out in a completely non-judgemental way, and did not originally write 'soul' for 'story'.
* I merely point this out in a completely non-judgemental way, and did not originally write 'soul' for 'story'.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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emilystrange
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From what I'm aware of, you were right first time. she is, allegedly, *that* sort of girl. she's a pole dancer and goes by the name 'voluptua' or something... but her reputation isn't great, i understand. apparently. double allegedly.
sleeping with rb is no mean feat either by all accounts!
sleeping with rb is no mean feat either by all accounts!
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They're tossers, clearly. Moments of wit, granted, but still want a good kicking the both of them.
She is a lady of dubious virtue, clearly. She must have been off her face to shag the artful chuffin' dodger.
And now that everyone that lives in in Tunbridge Wells has written into the Beeb, outraged, isn't it time we all moved on to something a leedle bit more important like... ooooh I dunno, what's happening in the Congo just now or the general election taking place in the most powerful country in the world?
She is a lady of dubious virtue, clearly. She must have been off her face to shag the artful chuffin' dodger.
And now that everyone that lives in in Tunbridge Wells has written into the Beeb, outraged, isn't it time we all moved on to something a leedle bit more important like... ooooh I dunno, what's happening in the Congo just now or the general election taking place in the most powerful country in the world?
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As usual, Mr Charlie Brooker is spot on
She's a trollop basically.
Okay, a not bad looking trollop, but a trollop nonetheless.
How to play the media like a fcuking tambourine or what?
Yes, Ross & Brand need a good shoeing, but then so does she.
Aren't there more pressing things going on in the world?
What a fcuking waste of paper.
Okay, a not bad looking trollop, but a trollop nonetheless.
How to play the media like a fcuking tambourine or what?
Yes, Ross & Brand need a good shoeing, but then so does she.
Aren't there more pressing things going on in the world?
What a fcuking waste of paper.
Aside from what she's like, the victim here is Andrew Sachs, who was publicly humiliated. No call for that, irrespective of what she's like, and what she's like doesn't justify what they did.
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"pitiful gitstorm"lazarus corporation wrote:As usual, Mr Charlie Brooker is spot on
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Good point, well made.mh wrote:Aside from what she's like, the victim here is Andrew Sachs, who was publicly humiliated. No call for that, irrespective of what she's like, and what she's like doesn't justify what they did.
(he must be proud of her eh?)
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Summed up very nicely there.mh wrote:Aside from what she's like, the victim here is Andrew Sachs, who was publicly humiliated. No call for that, irrespective of what she's like, and what she's like doesn't justify what they did.
It's highly irrelevant what kind of girl she is. The bottom line is they humiliated Andrew Sachs.
The world of brodcasting will be no poorer for the loss of either of them. It just means license payers money can be used for something slightly more worthwhile.
As for Clarkson...see above.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
I'd poke it if she lost a bit of puppy fat.
I'd need to triple up on johnnies though going in after Russel Brand.
Anyway, John Cleese used to kick the f**k out of Manuel and nobody bats an eyelid. Some unfunny streak of p*ss leaves him a message stating a simple fact & everyone goes mental.
I hear that "I'm a celebrity get me out of hear" starts again soon...........
I'd need to triple up on johnnies though going in after Russel Brand.
Anyway, John Cleese used to kick the f**k out of Manuel and nobody bats an eyelid. Some unfunny streak of p*ss leaves him a message stating a simple fact & everyone goes mental.
I hear that "I'm a celebrity get me out of hear" starts again soon...........
Love ? Love is just f**king with a kiss thrown in !!!
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markfiend
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Oh for Christ's sake...Big Si wrote:Looks like Jeremy Clarkson's gonna be next
Some people need a sense of humour.
If it's a choice between supporting Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross or supporting Peter Hitchens then it's Brand and Ross for me.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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—Bertrand Russell
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...Is it just me or do you get the impression that about 25 000 people never actually heard the clip (and I haven't) and just complained 'cos they don't like Ross and/or Brand?
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markfiend
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Norman Hunter wrote:...Is it just me or do you get the impression that about 25 000 people never actually heard the clip (and I haven't) and just complained 'cos they don't like Ross and/or Brand?
just a bit.The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
...and is it just me, or is there something not quite right here? "Are you a prostitute? Have you been murdered? Call us on this number, toll free. We're here to listen"....a charity which had helped some of the murdered prostitutes...
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
