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And What if da 'new album' comes with 2 Discs, One only for the not-so-new-songs ( Crash and Burn, Summer etc...) and another for the old-with-new-riffs songs(FALAA, Anaconda, Giving Ground(not new riff, but eldritch vocals), On the wire/Teachers and others)

I think would be awesome and you guys?
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Husek wrote:And What if da 'new album' comes with 2 Discs, One only for the not-so-new-songs ( Crash and Burn, Summer etc...) and another for the old-with-new-riffs songs(FALAA, Anaconda, Giving Ground(not new riff, but eldritch vocals), On the wire/Teachers and others)

I think would be awesome and you guys?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You've got far too much time on your hands man. :notworthy:
What if they recorded all their back catalogue with the lyrics backwards and used loads of Bladrunner samples and s**t? :innocent:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Husek wrote:And What if da 'new album' comes with 2 Discs, One only for the not-so-new-songs ( Crash and Burn, Summer etc...) and another for the old-with-new-riffs songs(FALAA, Anaconda, Giving Ground(not new riff, but eldritch vocals), On the wire/Teachers and others)

I think would be awesome and you guys?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You've got far too much time on your hands man. :notworthy:
What if they recorded all their back catalogue with the lyrics backwards and used loads of Bladrunner samples and s**t? :innocent:
I'd buy 20!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What if...they did an entirly new album with music written by Gary Marx?

'ang on a minute... :urff:
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Maisey wrote:What if...they did an entirly new album with music written by Gary Marx?

'ang on a minute... :urff:
Heh.
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Husek wrote:And What if da 'new album' comes with 2 Discs
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What a stupid idea. Sorry, just being honest.
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there will never be a new album.. Sorry
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there will never be a new album.. Sorry

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Husek wrote:I think would be awesome and you guys?
Sad truth is even if they put out anything, even a completely blank CD most of us would buy it anyway. :roll:
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you're a sad goths

:von: put new album, but only god can listen it.
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Husek wrote:And What if da 'new album' comes with 2 Discs, One only for the not-so-new-songs ( Crash and Burn, Summer etc...) and another for the old-with-new-riffs songs(FALAA, Anaconda, Giving Ground(not new riff, but eldritch vocals), On the wire/Teachers and others)

I think would be awesome and you guys?
Agree.
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first of all it's reasonable to bang out a few singles :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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Bartek wrote:you're a sad goths

:von: put new album, but only god can listen it.
And it's bl**dy brilliant - I'll hum a few bars for you mortals if it helps :lol:

Whoops, forget that Barry is god - as the old joke goes, what's the difference between an IR consultant and god? God doesn't think he's an IR consultant... :urff:
Gollum's Cock wrote:They could call the reissues "Touched by the Hand of Ben and Chris"
There's a Gary Glitter joke just begging to be made here - resist, EeBee, resiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist... :lol:
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What if...a load of UK dates are announced, and played really damn well - would I be the only one who wouldn't give a toss for a new album?
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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What if Von is being arrested for kiddy porn in Thailand, then finally he's mentioned again in the press.
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What if :von: resurrected Gary Glitters career by recruiting him as the new bass player? :| :?
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Hom_Corleone wrote:What if :von: resurrected Gary Glitters career by recruiting him as the new bass player? :| :?
This would only work if it went something like this...

[scene: a pokey bedsit in the rough part of town. Any town. The windows are covered by thin orange curtains through which sunlight is filtered, illuminating a battered desk covered in magazines with titles such as "Little Lolitas" and "Baby Jane". On the opposite side of the room is a narrow bed in which a figure is covered by a candlewick bedspread. There is a telephone on the floor by the bed.]

[Phone ringing]

[After 4 rings the answering machine picks up]

Answering Machine: I can't come to the phone right now, so please leave a message after the long tone.

[Answering machine beeps one long tone]

:von:'s voice on answering machine: Paul? PAUL! Paul, you lazy nonce b@stard, I know you're there. It's Andrew Eldritch. Pick up the fcuking phone already.

[The figure in the bed stirs, and an arm appears from under the covers to pick up the telephone handset]

Gary Glitter [hoarsely, into phone]: Andrew who?

:von: : Andrew Eldritch, you fcukwit. You know, godfather of goff, darling of the dodgy darklings?

Gary Glitter: Oh...yeah. Right. How are you, Andrew, and what do you want? Do you have any idea what time it is?

:von: : Who care's what time it is? I'm been up for 3 weeks and my pupils look like p!ssholes in the snow. I've got a question for you.

Gary Glitter: Oh yeah? What?

:von: [singing] D'you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang, d'you wanna be in my gang, oh yea-a-ah.

Gary Glitter: What, you're offering me a spot in the band?

:von: : Light finally dawns. Yes, sh!t-for-brains, I want you to be my new bass player.

Gary Glitter: Oh...er, yeah, ok then. But I've not heard any of your stuff for ages. What are you playing these days?

:von: : Rock and ro-ol, hey!, rock and roll.

[scene fades to black with more stuff along these lines, :von: responding to Glitter's questions with his own lyrics.]

Look, I was bored sh!tless and out of meds.
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Horrifying, simply horrifying. :eek:
The dark recesses of your imagination are a place I never want to go again. :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote: [The figure in the bed stirs, and an arm appears from under the covers to pick up the telephone handset]
One large arm, and three little ones.
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nowayjose wrote:
EvilBastard wrote: [The figure in the bed stirs, and an arm appears from under the covers to pick up the telephone handset]
One large arm, and three little ones.
The Scriptwriters wrote:Gary Glitter: Oh...yeah. Right. How are you, Andrew, and what do you want? Do you have any idea what time it is?

:von: : Well, the little hand is on the 1-Eyed Trouser Snake, so it must be time to get "up". Anyway, who cares what time it is? I've been up for 3 weeks and my pupils look like p!ssholes in the snow. I've got a question for you.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Horrifying, simply horrifying. :eek:
The dark recesses of your imagination are a place I never want to go again. :lol:
Tish and fie, Mr. Hom - I know you bought a season ticket on the Dark Recesses tour. :lol:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:...and used loads of Bladerunner samples and s**t? :innocent:
nomnomnom. ;D
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I may have already mentioned (somewhere here) how I would love it if the
Sisters went into a studio and simply recorded all the songs in their live set...
nice, clean and clear. 8)

It would be much better than any Greatest Hits compilation and be an
excellent send-off if the Sisters never record anything else...

and they could call this Merciful Release Utterly Bastard Groovy!

With a title like that, it would certainly sell! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ;D
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DrG wrote:I may have already mentioned (somewhere here) how I would love it if the
Sisters went into a studio and simply recorded all the songs in their live set...
nice, clean and clear.


I think :von: has no rights puplishing anything from Damage Done till Under
The Gun ´cause all belongs his friends at Time-Warner .
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