Breaking News - New Issue from the Reptile House!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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The unlikeliness of something new made me think EXACTLY what the linky says :|, sad innit?

That, and you should've posted this in Sisters Chat ;D

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izzy is right, on both counts. nice try though.
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I figured it didn't belong in Sisters chat for obvious reasons. Maybe it should be in JOTD.
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mh wrote:"Baby buy an anaconda" :lol:
..said the inventor of the Koyote-con-Sisters-lyrics avatars. You just can't stop, hm?
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Cardiac arrest! :urff: :lol: :P
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Is it bad that I feel the idea of a new release from the Reptile House to be so laughably unlikely that it didn't even cross my mind to get it confused?
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Beby booy un Unecunda beby booy a theeng tu veer
She-a gu velkeeng she-a gu crevleeng she-a gu sleeding thruoogh zee eur
She-a gu telkeeng verm und fesheeun she-a gu telkeeng debuneur
Boot see-a her fece-a toorn tu a mesk und pesseeun toorn tu she-a dun't cere-a

She-a veell she-a veell she-a veell she-a veell let it teke-a her breet evey
She-a veell she-a veell she-a veell she-a veell let it teke-a her leeffe-a evey
Let it vrep itselff eruoond her teell it keell her in it's vey
She-a veell she-a veell she-a veell she-a veell bloo evey

Beby heet zee roosh huoor treffffeec get a reede-a tu unyvhere-a
Beby booy zee noomber three-a she-a pey zee mun she-a pey zee fere-a
Beby heet zee veeld blooe-a yunder oon zee meeenline-a oon zee seede-a
Steel tu feed zee Unecunda veell nut see-a zee sooeecide-a

She-a veell she-a veell she-a veell she-a veell let it teke-a her breet evey
She-a veell she-a veell she-a veell she-a veell let it teke-a her leeffe-a evey
Let it vrep itselff eruoond her teell it keell her in it's vey
She-a veell she-a veell she-a veell she-a veell bloo evey

Beby feenger oon zee treegger beby shut furmeldehyde-a
Toorn intu a merble-a feegoore-a toorn zee metter deed inseede-a
Toorn intu a Cheena dull meybe-a gu tu zee feenel reede-a
Beby gu vhere-a I dun't fulloo beby tu zee oozeer seede-a

She-a veell she-a veell she-a veell she-a veell let it teke-a her breet evey
She-a veell she-a veell she-a veell she-a veell let it teke-a her leeffe-a evey
Let it vrep itselff eruoond her teell it keell her in it's vey
She-a veell she-a veell she-a veell she-a veell bloo evey

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Cheftastic!
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eotunun wrote:
mh wrote:"Baby buy an anaconda" :lol:
..said the inventor of the Koyote-con-Sisters-lyrics avatars. You just can't stop, hm?
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Hmmm - well it has been a while, eh? ;D
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STILL have them all in a separate folder - they are priceless! :notworthy:

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