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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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scotty
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BOLLOX :P :twisted:
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mh
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He's back!!! :D :D :D :D :D
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eotunun
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:D Hi there Keith! Long time no see, where've you been?
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robertzombie
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Just got back from Leeds then? :P
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Nic
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Welcome back Keith. :D
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emilystrange
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what the f*ck time d'you call this? :D
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Silver_Owl
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:notworthy: :D :notworthy: :D :notworthy: :D :notworthy: :D :notworthy: :D :notworthy: :D :notworthy: :D :notworthy:

Welcome home Brother Keith. :kiss:
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weebleswobble
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Hey Big Man-you on the dial up?
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James Blast
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Hello, good evening and... COCK!
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DerekR
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scotty wrote:BOLLOX :P :twisted:
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Howzitgawn ya bawbag? ;D
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Ozpat
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Hey Keef! :D :wink:
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Bartek
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mornin'
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streamline
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ello Keef! :D
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Hexe Luciferia
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Welcome back! :D :D
I'll shove that bat up your a** and turn you into a popsicle
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splintered thing
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Welcome to the middle of the film :wink:
as the day is long,
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where the f**k you was jailed Keith?
happy to see you around here again mate
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hee hee, nice to have you back
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Sorry Keef, I'm in Glasgow after all. :lol:
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James Blast wrote:Hello, good evening and... COCK!
You called?

Wilkommen zuruck Keith! Finally got one of the sheep linked up to the internet then? :lol:
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:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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The wasp batterer is back.
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scotty
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I'm still watching you all.................right :wink: :twisted:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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James Blast
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prove it, just the facts
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Hello Keith. :D

I'd say welcome back but this is the first time I've logged on for frickin ages anyway. Bollox indeed.
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