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<VirtualHost *&#58;80>
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Men claim ignorance after ganja find

SAVANNA-LA-MAR, WESTMORELAND:

The two men who were held in Savanna-la-Mar transporting 50lb of ganja in two air conditioning units last Sunday, were granted bail in the sum of $250,000 each in the Savanna-la-Mar Resident Magistrate's court on Wednesday.

Both men, who are from Spring Garden in Westmoreland, Rolin Shakespeare 34 and Clifton Gayle 48, said they were simply transporting the two units to Kingston and were not aware of the weed stashed in the compressor chambers. They were both arrested and charged with dealing in and taking steps to export ganja.

Gayle said he was being paid $15,000 to take the units to Kingston and since his car was not working he decided to split the money with Shakespeare, who willingly accepted as he was trying to put funds together to acquire a road licence for his Toyota Caldina.

The arresting officer said he was acting on intelligence when he stopped the car along Seaton Street.

The two were granted bail under the condition that they report to the Little London Police Station every Wednesday, between 8:30 am and 6 p.m. Their travel documents were also confiscated. Shakespeare's car was returned to him.

They are to return to court on February 17 next year.

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Nic wrote:30;44;130;132;133;134;135;137;150;197;144;145;147;149;151;157;158;159;162;164;166;168;171;173;174;175;176;178;180;182;184;187;188;189
Increasing length of certain body-part, expressed in millimetre per minute, while looking at a Charlize Theron-poster? ;D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Nic wrote:30;44;130;132;133;134;135;137;150;197;144;145;147;149;151;157;158;159;162;164;166;168;171;173;174;175;176;178;180;182;184;187;188;189
Length of certain body-part, expressed in millimetre per minute, while looking at a Charlize Theron-poster? ;D

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