Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.
- Bertrand Russell
The clipboard thread
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<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
<title>The php function "strtotime" is very powerful!</title>
<style type="text/css">
<!--
form {
border-top: #000 1px solid;
padding-top: 5px;
margin-top: 5px;
}
-->
</style>
</head>
<body>
<?php
if ($_GET['time'] == '') $_GET['time'] = 'now';
$tm = strtotime($_GET['time']);
$hex = dechex($tm);
$res = date('H:i:s d F Y', $tm);
echo "{$_GET['time']} is UNIX timestamp $tm <br />\n(In hex, 0x{$hex})<br />\nOr in human-readable, $res";
?>
<form id="form1" name="form1" method="get" action="time.php">
<label for="time">Enter string to interpret with strtotime:</label>
<input type="text" name="time" id="time" />
<br />
<input type="submit" name="button" id="button" value="Submit" />
</form>
</body>
</html>
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
there is no such thing as too juvenile
*as told to me by Claire*
*as told to me by Claire*
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I had a hand on the gun
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I had a place in the sun and a ticket to Syria
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:http://www.steinberg.net/en/support/ste ... enter.html
Different s**t eh Quiffy?
IZ.
not the currentclipboard, but a recent one which sufficed is :
logic 8 pro torrent
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
- Izzy HaveMercy
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Better to DL that than to buy it IMO... never liked Logic...Quiff Boy wrote:Izzy HaveMercy wrote:http://www.steinberg.net/en/support/ste ... enter.html
Different s**t eh Quiffy?
IZ.
not the currentclipboard, but a recent one which sufficed is :
logic 8 pro torrent
IZ.
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in fact you mean...
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.
Who can begin conventional amiability the first thing in the morning?
It is the hour of savage instincts and natural tendencies.
--Elizabeth von Arnim
It is the hour of savage instincts and natural tendencies.
--Elizabeth von Arnim
Anyone who tries to give me sperm gets a slap in the face.
Also, there's nothing in my clipboard, haha.
Also, there's nothing in my clipboard, haha.
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-- if it is pulled out I shall die."
-- if it is pulled out I shall die."
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In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked. They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and beat them repeatedly at chess and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies...
Who can begin conventional amiability the first thing in the morning?
It is the hour of savage instincts and natural tendencies.
--Elizabeth von Arnim
It is the hour of savage instincts and natural tendencies.
--Elizabeth von Arnim
88.78.196.81
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I tried to, but I got timed out...Karst wrote:88.78.196.81
IZ.
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All the best
Steve
Steve
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As the day is long.
As the day is long.
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I'm leaving clerical and will be in acute care over in the hospitals. I will still be temp on-call tho.
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with thanks to the meerkat
with thanks to the meerkat
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele